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Welcome to Poseidon's little shop of fun, love, and horrors. We have just about everything you need, everything you don't need, everything you may need, everything you don't know you need, stuff you need to need and much much more!

I only accept payment in beverages and skittles, except for purple skittles. Fuck the purple skittles, good for nothing thieving bastards...

If you're not gonna buy anything get out or come gather round and listen to my tale.

I am Poseidon of New York, my official title is Main Dude of YZP and I am quite proud of that. I can be srs bsns when I have to be which is usually never, most of the time i am pretty chill. I love to talk to people especially if their new, that fresh meat smell makes me go phrenetic... I mean... Something not psychopathic. Anyway, I swear a lot. Fucking deal with it. I speak Portuguese fluently so if you need me to translate stuff or anything I can do that. I hoard bottle caps in preparation for when we finally descend into a Fallout-esque post apocalyptic world, I got about 150, that's enough for a hooker and a gun, or a hooker and a cheaper hooker, I think I might spring for that instead. I never ate a pear, I heard that they taste like sand. I have central heterochromia. I'm always welcome to a PM or something just to talk about whatever I may or may not know about, if I never heard of something there is a very good chance I'll have a look at it. I can be very open to trying new things, movies, games, music, no matter.Oh and I like sour stuff and sometimes I lick lemons and 9volt batteries.

Shit that I like include: THE CLASH, MINECRAFT, Dexter, Breaking Bad, Digimon, Prison Break, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, spam (the meat in the can), Banning spammers, More Clash. Ramones, Pet Shop Boys, MSI, MGS, concrete, crowbars, glass bottles, The Clash, Terminator, coca cola, root beer, that feeling you get when the last skittle is your favorite color, computers, IIAGITMT, Final fantasy, wearing my sunglasses at night. kingdom hearts, my pair of jeans which I can stuff a can of Spam in one of the pockets, even more Clash, cardboard boxes and putting money in your sock, just in case. Also The Clash

I fucking hate dragonflies.

Add me on Facebook, follow the link below BUT make sure to send me a PM on the site telling me who you are or else I am not going to accept you.

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If you have any questions or need help feel free to ask, not just about the site but anything really, I'm always willing to talk.
-Poseidon