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Eight_Gauge

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Title: My spoon's too big
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Joined: 12/04/2008
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Male
Birth Date
07/19/1990
Favorite Zombie Movie
George Romero's Night of the Living Dead.

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jim_buffet@hotmail.com

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Biography

My name is Jim Moffat. I'm from Kiev, formerly in Russia before the collapse of the soviet union. I'm about six and a half feet tall, and weigh about 165 pounds. I'm in exceptionally good shape, with the exception of smoking like a chimney, but otherwise I'm good, so even in hand to hand combat with a zombie I stand a chance, being trained in Sambo and I know a little Krav Maga. I am also an insane computer geek, but don't let that mislead you, I'm packing a 3rd gen Glock 17 and original Russian made AK-47. For close quarters I have a harrowing array of knives, brass knuckles, and a replica - but still just as deadly - Cloud's Buster Sword from Final Fantasy VII, not to mention my personal favourite, the ten pound sledgehammer. I live in the middle of the forest, so I may not even see infection in my town, as I am 3 hours away from all major cities, and every single person in my town is a gun nut, has been in a war, or just likes to shoot animals. I also have a lot of old Army gear from before I left the reserves, including body armour, combat boots, a Ghillie suit, full BDU's, and various survival/first aid kits, a tent and other camping stuff. I also spent some time in prison recently, NOT a good place to hide from zombies. If you don't get eaten by zombies, the other prisoners will probably kill/eat you, as that's often what we talked about. I know how to use a lot of different guns, including fully automatic weapons, hand grenades, and light machine guns such as the C-9. I drive a '98 Dodge Ram 2500 with a Cummins diesel engine, 6 inch chrome MBRP exhaust, upgraded/racing tuned transmission from hot rod diesel, and some insane turbo my dad put in that sounds like a harrier engine, and to top it all off, most of the truck is sprayed with Line X, which is apparently bullet proof. I know it can take a beating, as I watched a video of some guy dropping cinder blocks off of his 3 story roof. needles to say, the ones without line X smashed, and the ones with it didn't even have a scratch. I am also told someone has sprayed the pentagon with this? anyway, I've hit bull moose in this truck at about 45 KMPH, and suffered little damage, so zombies won't pose much of a threat. So who wants to be my survival buddy?

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mairin » Eight_Gauge hi there, just coming in to add my two cents to your board ^.^ miss you!! 2 years ago
Cake » Eight_Gauge 2 weeks later ...still haven't found it. Oh WEL!! lol how've you been?? 2 years ago
Cake » Eight_Gauge okay so you're probably wondering why I was stalking your page just now. I'm looking for the first time you called Posiedon "Ghillie" bc I told him that you were actually the one who gave him his nickname. I figured it would be easier to browse the threads you've posted in 2 years ago
kwik won » Eight_Gauge your defnitly the guy i want on my side whn the shit hits the fan, what brand do u smoke bro? i like port royal and pall mall, and how much would u guys had made off with? and anything can be a deadly weapon, even a puppy 2 years ago
kwik won » Eight_Gauge ok how did you gt in jail i wana know armed robbery, and assault with a deadly weapon. 2 years ago
mairin » Eight_Gauge sux that you got hurt at work!! get...um...I guess the operative word would be "better"? anyway, get better soon! ooooh, you should get on tomorrow around 1-ish if you can! 2 years ago
Cake » Eight_Gauge ...missed ya! Stay on your grind though. 2 years ago
mairin » Eight_Gauge *wince* ow, not good! glad you can be on, though, lol ^^' missed you too!!!!! *hugs* 2 years ago
Mórph » Eight_Gauge Oh Jim... Too Far Apart is the conversations.. Send me some green on my sick day.. feel like shit >.< 2 years ago
mairin » Eight_Gauge you haven't been on the same time as me in a while...it sucks! T_T *hugs* 2 years ago

My Survival

Weapon of choice
M4A1 SOPMOD with eight gauge masterkey
Location of choice
http://yourzombieplan.com/content/my-revised-zombie-plan-mobile-survivors
What if your plan failed?

isolate myself from uninfected humans. timed plastic pipe bombs with plastique saturated in ball bearings strapped to my entire torso timed for however long it takes to be infected. two machine pistols with large magazines, spray and pray. take as many with me as i can.

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