Zombie killing Penguins and Walrus'

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Okay so basically when the zombie virus strikes I will have little time to gather what is needed for my plan to work, this plan may not be so realistic but i think its real enough.
OKAY.
First of all the supplies, I will get all the food i need from the convenience store right next to my house, literally... its right next to my house. I will store this in boxes and move these food boxes in a trolley my parents own. I will tell my brothers and parents to survive for as long as they can as i get a plane and fly to the Antarctic, It's okay if they get eaten, or zombified. Cause i don't really need them in my plan.
But i will need companions and friends. So i will use strategies from any sort of mmorpg, i will get a tank a mage an archer a healer and any other dps'er. The tank will be my fat friend George, He is big and has a wide blocking mass, so if we were ever in deep DEEP shit we could just push him into the zombie crowd, It will take apporximately 2 hours for a crowd to finish him off... Yes he has... tough skin.
My mage will be my super smart friend Taylor, this is good because if we were ever puzzled with a mathematical question we had to do or zombies will eat us, we have him. And he likes throwing balls, so thats good.... Oh yes it is..
My archer will probably be a chick, to keep the sex balanced, so i will make sure she knows how to use guns and is considerably attractive.
My healer will of coursely be a foxy nurse.(One of my favorite parts of my plan)
I think the Zombie invasion is a perfect opportunity to find the girl you have been crushing on for ages save her take her away with you and get with her. So my first resort will be that girls house, i save her, find other friends, get supples. learn to fly a plane. Fly a plane. Go to the antarctic. And wait for it to all blow over.... No im kidding, theres a lot more.
By now you may be wondering why the Antarctic?
Well you have probably heard that thing where zombies don't have body heat and can't survive there or its so cold the disease doesn't spread.
So in the Antarctic I will firstly train a super league of Penguins and Walrus' to kill Zombies, Yes i said Penguins and Walrus'
At the same time i will take eggs from all the Ladies that have joined my journey to save mankind and reproduce little spawn babies in those tubes that you see in alien movies. I will use walrus fat and the kind nursing of King penguins to keep them warm and safe.
When ready i will leave Taylor, the smart dude, in charge of my operation in the arctic while me and some friends take my army of Zombie killing penguins and Walrus' back to the country i use to live on, Which is China currently.
When back i will kill any zombie on sight with my super army, firstly i will try and find my family. If i can't I'll look for any other survivors. I will try to clear out all the zombies in Shanghai, if i succeed i will create a new baby spawn operation here and leave Taylor in the Arctic.. All alone.
For safety precautions.
If my plan succeeds i will spread through killing zombies through the whole of China, and soon conquer it and find survivors to help me. Once i Conquer China i will extend the great wall to block the whole of China and fly back to the Arctic to pick up Taylor, but this is about 10-20 years later so he could be dead or fat.
I then conquer countries one by one and making babies one by one, with alien tubes not the energetic hard work way. But possibly i will have a child with my Crush that i saved, and when i die my son/daughter whose name will be "Fu Kwon" will take my place and lead my plan till the world is fully restored to its no Zombie state.

The end.

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