Keep your distance, reduce the risk of infection!
Hit 'em hard, hit 'em fast. If there's more than three to one, run.
Wear light but durable armor(denim jacket,hard leather,etc...)
Avoid concentrations of people INCLUDING military "safe zones", all it takes is one guy with a bite on his ass that nobody saw in the dark and panic...
Keep it tight and cover each other so you don't get bitten.
Don't overestimate the usefulness of guns (noisy), or underestimate the usefulness of melee weapons (silent, no ammo needed; just a good arm).
carry all that you can ,but make Damn sure you have a good use for all that shit. Always keep moving. "No place is safe just safer" Zombie Survival guide.
One in the head puts the undead back too being dead
Don't take fat people with you.
Take fat people that you don't like or don't care about and just make sure you can run faster than them and then your pretty safe so meet fat people and get down the gym and learn to run fast
My tip is a very simple one : DON'T GET BITTEN EVER OR YOU FAIL(or i'll shoot you dead)
Always keep moving, don't stop for anything.
Once you and your comrades have killed all but one zombie in a wave, toy around with the last zombie. And I don't mean treat it like a pet. Get a pair of brass knuckles, and take turns punching it in the face. Seriously, can you think of anything funner than just punching a lone zombie in the face as hard as you can? It will really take the edge off the whole "zombie apocalypse" thing. For added safety, slash off both of its arms with a machete or something so that it can't attack back. FUN!
NEVER go underground
stay away from major groups of people
never try to capture a zombie and try to perform tests on it... o_0
That is the best bet and even though you want to save people if its at great risk to you then its not allways worth it.
Never use ammo unless in peril. Very important because shooting a gun is loud and will attract zombies. Why get yourself in more trouble when you can easily slice the head off?
what if your on the attack and trying to find and kill all those flesh eating cannibal bastards?
Well i guess your screwed then now arnt you!!! No you get a simi-atomatic calvary of guns with mashroom clip it triples your clip compasity.
Never try be "The Hero" and save 5 people and kill you in teh process.
Never do that
There is no such thing as "extra ammo"
Firearm15 wrote:
"NEVER go underground"
I told you that one...
Give credit where credit is due!
Always be prepared. You never know when the zombies will strike.
Never underestimate the usefulness and destructive force of fire. It can be your best friend, it can be your worst enemy.
An important statistic!
A necrotic carcass, that is a carcass that has been rotting for at least 2 days, will take approximately 2-3 minutes to completely char all muscle tissue.
It takes about 1 minute to burn muscle tissue to a point that muscles will no longer function, so it does not take much extrapolation to assume that it takes only 1 minute or less for a zombie to be "killed" by fire!
If you want to burn them to ashes, however, it will take significantly longer.
about 3 hours, to be precise.
Use the one thing you have that they don't besides guns and tools.
Of course i mean, your brain.
Of course i mean, your brain.
Yes and you would use that brain to effectively eradicate them with little or no effort or using to much ammo.
My best survival tip? DO travel with a group. 1: added protection, 2: added firepower and ass-kickery, and 3: if you are under attack, better someone else than you. Make sure you know everyone in the group. If someone's been suspected of being bit, check his ass..as unpretty as it may so be. Traveling alone gives you no backup.
Besides, if someone else is too stupid to keep up with your group or does something ignorant, then they'll "hold" back the zombies for your escape.
one drawback to traveling in a group is added attention. if its just you or maybe 1 other person, you dont make as much noise, plus a group of people will smell worse than 1 or 2 people and you will be hunted down from that. and theres always gonna be that person who hides there bite until the last minute, and by the time you find out its too late. im hoping by the time the zombie outbreak occurs the military will have made those insurgent robot things, id break into a base and take a few of those along with me lol
My number one survival tip? Don't Die.
good advice. 
don't do drugs. You won't be able to discriminate between the living and the living... dead.
also, you might start biting other people for no reason, and they'll think you are a zombie...
Take an acid trip the zombies will look huge and even more ugly.Take my advice playing COD 5 nazi zombies on acid is extremely poor decision on my part.Don't do drugs kids there bad.Very bad so don't drugs.
Oh, the irony. This comment came in right after one about NOT doing drugs. lul.
You have a brain, they don't. Use yours, chop of theirs.
my tips:
-never try to be a hero.
-always have a plan never just go out and try to deal what ever is out there a gunshot to the head is an easier way to commit suicide.
-avoid large citys unless your going in for extermination or theres no other way around.
-enter an area that is infested by day and leave at sunset.
-always be on guard.
-know your surroundings.
-even though you have a good gun and think clothing don't get cocky and draw any false bravery from it.
-avoid swamps cause you might not know what lurks beneath those cloudy waters.
-blades do not need reloading.
-be as silent as possible you don't want to fight any unneeded battles.
-if a person is in trouble by all means help don't forget your human too.
-always be prepared for anything.
-never go off alone.
-never try to be a hero.
-always have a plan never just go out and try to deal what ever is out there a gunshot to the head is an easier way to commit suicide.
-avoid large citys unless your going in for extermination or theres no other way around.
-enter an area that is infested by day and leave at sunset.
-always be on guard.
-know your surroundings.
-even though you have a good gun and think clothing don't get cocky and draw any false bravery from it.
-avoid swamps cause you might not know what lurks beneath those cloudy waters.
-blades do not need reloading.
-be as silent as possible you don't want to fight any unneeded battles.
-if a person is in trouble by all means help don't forget your human too.
-always be prepared for anything.
-never go off alone.
Zombie Survival Guide is no substitute for knowing for whats useful and whats not in said given situation.
here's a tip- make sure you have some non-lethal weapons in case you get attacked by someone who ISN'T a zombie. like a tazer, for instance.
no need to kill someone who can help you kill zombies...
no need to kill someone who can help you kill zombies...
True but could you trust a person who was willing to kill you for what you had?I wouldn't kill that person but take what he had and leave him to die.
no need to kill someone who can help you kill zombies...
True but could you trust a person who was willing to kill you for what you had?I wouldn't kill that person but take what he had and leave him to die.
geeze, thats rough.
You can always use help, and if the guy kept trying to kill you and take stuff just taze him again. After a while, he would learn to keep himself in line.
no need to kill someone who can help you kill zombies...
True but could you trust a person who was willing to kill you for what you had?I wouldn't kill that person but take what he had and leave him to die.
Are you kidding me? I wouldn't leave him there to die, he might find things. Why wouldn't you want to kill someone who was trying to kill you? If that was me I would take a blade or gun and kill him myself.
yeah... well, I would like all the help I can get. It doesnt mean that security won't be tight at my mini-fortress, though. If someone got out of line, E.G. tried to kill someone, he would just get thrown into a prison that we will make. You don't have to kill people who can eventually help you.
My tip? Don't die.
No, I kid. Number one survival tip. DO NOT SEPERATE, Ever and think before you leap.
i'm changing my tip.
Double tap.
lollers.
My tips:
1.) Count how many rounds you put out so you don't get that classic "*click*click*click*" at the most dire of moments
2.) Don't trust or rely on ANY mother fucker other than yourself
and 3.) Read "1st of a few: The Ludwig Plan" ;-) so vain
Know your enemy, Know yourself. Sun Tsu. even here it applys.
Heres a tip, for those of you with access to them, use tracers in every second last magazine.
If you have a large shoot-a-thon with hundreds of zombies, it would be terrible if you forgot how many mags you had left. once you see a tracer ignite, make a hasty retreat, you still have a magazine and a bit to escape on.
That's actually some pretty dang good advice... I might have to follow it.
O By the way- 7.62X39 Incendiary rounds are the coolest thing since ice cream. Well, actually not. I shot a 2 inch steel plate with one and I heard this huge "BWOOOSH" and there was a ton of bright yellow smoke everywhere, and when the smoke cleared I saw the steel plate was ON FIRE. Steel plate, on fire.
Damn,
I had a dream in where i took duct tape and tape two magazine upside down to each other so i could reload twice as fast.
I dont know if it would work since i know jack shit about guns but it was a dream.