First thing to know about the "portable guillotine" it is actually one of those paper cutters that are extremely sharp and have a 2-3 foot blade with a handle on them. Okay, I would go to the teacher's lounge and, using the screwdriver from the janitors cart, take off the guillotine blade and use it to battle out to the parking lot. I would take the keys off a redneck zombie and some random zombie that i have killed, as i do not own a car. I would hit the panic button on the random zombie's car in order to create a distraction in which i would tap the lock of the other cars keys to honk it once and, since it is from a redneck, take the car "most likely a truck" up a rural road called the parkway to my dock and grab my kayaks and my boat. I would use the kayaks in case the boat ran out of fuel and just fish out on the river for food. I would eventually make my way down to North Carolina with some friends and family, then travel up an inlet. We would go river hopping, as zombies can't swim, all the way to the camp in the "welcome to Ecretsu plan." If Ecretsu was to not have come into existence, then we would fortify the damn and make it our own Survival compound. We would attempt to find survivors and someone with a natural resistance to the virus. As a full immunity is too much to hope for, resistance to the plague is possible and then a treatment could be made for small infected wounds. As the days pass, there will be less and less zombies as we kill them with weapons that will be taken from nearby towns and brought by people. Medical help will be available as I come from a family that is either taking a high level biology course, or is already a doctor. As the infection fades, a safe zone will spread, but everyone will still be on guard for it only takes a single zombie to have an epidemic reoccur.