Ten Steps to Not Being Eaten AliveSubmitted by Osigen Soahc on Thu, 11/26/2009 - 01:46 |
Step 1: Secure Household
---Ensure that nothing can get in without average human intelligence, and preferably not even then.
Step 2: Form a Group
---Friends, acquaintances, complete strangers. If they have a valuable skill, aren't bit, and can prove trustworthiness their with me. (continue this step until step 8)
Step 3: Gather Supplies
---Food and water, obviously. Also pots, matches, weapons, medicines, fuel, survival manuals, and anything else that could prove useful. (continue this step until end.)
Step 4: Split up Group (Possible)
---If the group numbers ten or more split into groups of five for the next step.
Step 5: Designate Leader(s) and Rendezvous Points
---If it takes to long for any group to reach a point, they are left behind and presumed dead.
Step 6: Make it to the Shore
---Find a port with lots of Naval traffic. If I don't have a captain in the group at this point, I'll be looking extra hard.
Step 7: Commandeer a Ship (and Map if Possible)
---If one cannot be found move to another port.
Step 8: Find a Deserted Isle
---Something small in the tropics. They tend to be flush with life.
Step 9: Survive
---Get used to the island. Compared to zombie survival, it should be pretty simple.
Step 10: Check on the world
---If phones, radios, or anything else will work, see if that whole zombie apocalypse thing ever sorted itself out. Maybe in a few years ride to the mainland if deemed safe enough. If humanity won out, start our lives over.
This beats the climbing high plans anyday
basic but bravo man thats pretty fucken good!



