Plan A-1

Ok, so somebody had a mutant variation of swine flu and now has an unatural craving for human flesh. how do you stop yourself from becoming its next meal? Teamwork. you cannot survive without it.
--PREP WORK:
so first thing to do is get prepared now. dont go to crazy or the goverment will think your up to something, just get a metal baseball bat or machete and some kinda gun (shotgun perhaps??). keep them under your bed in case of zombies and relax while u can. know your way around your city, chances are your not gonna be in your place of choice when the Blood Carnaval comes around. if u have a car, keep extra gas cans in the trunk, just two 5 gallon containers should do. dont form bonds with too many people, chances are your emotions will get you killed.
--ZOMBIE TIME
OMG! did that guy just eat his own hand? know the signs of zombiefacation so your the first to know when the outbreak hit you. DONT BET BITTEN/SCRATCHED/OR ANYTHING!!!! if you do your done for. if your inside run away from the zombies till u come across something blunt. a bat, crowbar, lead pipe, anything to knock the zombies over with. if your outside do the same but make sure your not being followed. NEVER TURN YOUR BACK ON A ZOMBIE!!! who are we kidding? slow zombies, saying braaiiinnss to alert you when they are near. if it happens they will be fast and strong. think of them as hungry tigers, they will stop at nothing to get to you. head home to get your weapons and see if your family is ok, of your family is alive but old, leave them there, they will only be eaten first. grab some granola bars for the road and baracade your house so you always have a zombie free place to head to if your plan turns south. drive or walk to either a walmart, target, or your nearest mall. if its already infested dont bother with it and keep driving. find somewhere to get dry food and stock up youor car, leave a little room so you can pick up survivors if u see any, remember: TEAMWORK IS KEY! not only will they provide valuble backup, but if it need be, you can sacrafice them to get away (remember no bonds with strangers). find a decent sized building with few zombies and have at it. clear the place and make your home there. make only one entrance and have baracades set up by the door. unload your food and keep it hidden, you never know if any other survivors will raid your stash. stay indoors at night and during the day scavange for food and supplies, dont use your car anymore, the last of the gas should be saed for a final getaway if needed.
--SURVIVEING
electicity should be down so on the second day go get some matches, coals and wood. boredom will be a problem if your not out killing zombies so get some books. if you hate books you can, if your smart, rig a solar panel to an ipod or psp. Keep people around you, not to many though, and none that are too young or old. have guards posted at the doors and roof at all times, if u have 10+ people use 3 hr shifts to make the time go by faster. when you do, and you will, see someone you know as a zombie, kill it. zombiefacation cannot be cured so the most humane thing to do is to kill it. it will starve eventualy (cause your not gonna let it eat you) so you might as well kill it now.