Pinch Me I'm Dreaming.

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Note: This plan may be a little unrealistic at times.

First, figure out what the hell is happening. At times like this, you NEED to know what is happening around you. After you figure out that there is an infection spreading rapidly thoughout the U.S. and world, you want to figure out the symptoms. You clearly figure out those symptoms when you encounter one of those "things" while taking out the garbage. Now that you know that those "things" want to eat you. Your ready to battle it out. But what do you need to do first? One word, BARRICADE your home.

Steps to barricade your home:
Step 1: Completely DEMOLISH your stairs!
Step 2: Gather all supplies/food in one room for easy access in case of an emergency.
Step 3: Fill the bathtub up with water to sip on every now and then. Hell, even in that case get buckets and anything that holds water and fill those up too.
Step 4: Barricade EVERY SINGLE window in the house. YES EVERY ONE! This is key to your survival, because it not only gives you peace of mind, it makes the house look more abandoned to those "things".
Step 5: Take some wood, metal and anything that you can nail to doors and nail 'em in place.
Step 6: Put heavy objects such as couches, and chairs in front of the door just to be safe.
Step 7: If you have an attic, go up there and bring some food to last a few days.
Step 8: Get the hell down from the attic you fool I only told you to put some food up there.
Step 9: Now that your down from the attic your one step closer to survival. (This isn't even the mobile part).

GREAT! You have your house barricaded and ready for some puss bags to break their way in. Luckily you have a fence in the back-yard that will hold even if some of those "things" bang on it. Well, you ask what do you do now? You guard the perimeter of your house, if you see some of those "things" trying to break its way in through your fences take it out QUIETLY because you don't want to attract any un-needed attention. Now that it's night time. It's time to sleep and get ready for the first night in the apocalypse. G'night.

WHOA! What was that light shining in your eyes as you were sleeping, it woke you up. And thank God it did because this moment right there and then, is the key to your whole survival plan. It turns out that your neighbor across the street sent an S.O.S. into your house with a flashlight. You see several "things" around his house tying to break in. You quickly messege him back using S.O.S. coding, and you tell him don't worry. Now you have to make a choice, save him or risk not having another person through this apocalypse. You made the right choice and got your carbine out, loaded the magazine, and shot them all. Now he is safe, and you attracted more of those "things". Your neighbor messeges you again using the S.O.S. code and he says he has a plan and he will contact you tomorrow.

Wakey-wakey. Your neighbor is flashing you again. No not like that. He says that he has 2 walkie-talkies and he will slingshot one over to you from his roof and it will land somewhere in your backyard. CRASH! You here it land in the yard and it is a Thermos can filled with packing peanuts and a walkie talkie inside with a note that says, "TURN TO CHANNEL 7 ON WALKIE TALKIE". You do so, and talk to him. All is fine and you agree to meet tomorrow at your house.

John (Your neighbor) is here. You make up a plan to survive, and luckily he knows how to fly a plane. You both agree that an Air Traffic Control Tower will do the job for temporary survival. You then get some sleep for the big day tomorrow.

It's morning. You load up your car with all your food and ammo. You drive off, barely encountering any of those "things" along the way. You get there, and you get inside the tower immediately and there is no sign of life inside. You start to unload your food and the sun is starting to set. You then find 2 sets of Night Vision Goggles. They must have been used by the Air Traffic Controllers. You and John agree to go out at night and find a plane to use.

Night-time is here, and you go out and find the perfect plane. You both go back to the tower after exploring, and agree that tomorrow you will fly to an island. But not just any island. It's got to be an island with boats, and there has got to be another island just a few miles away, just incase you get over run or use all the supplies on the first island.

YAY! Time to fly off to your survival. You land the plane in the street of the small island, and unpack everything. There are few buildings, and you pick the largest to stay at. There is one supermarket, but there is enough food there to last a few years for only two people.

A few years past, and you run out of food in that supermarket. You decide to sail to the neighboring island, where there are not one, but TWO supermarkets. One of them is a small one though. It seems like this island is better then the one before. It is completely deserted. You then last another few years here, living off of the two supermarkets. You decide to go back to mainland and see what happened. Keep in mind this has been about 8 years. So, your back and mainland and everything seems dead. Your the only ones alive. When suddenly you wake up. LOL.

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