I've Actually been thinking about this lately and I plan on revising it as I go.

Thank god for my psycho teacher. Only he would have a year's ration of water bottles in a windowless room.

Step 1
Gotta get to my highschool. Why?

Structure- place looks like a damn prison. It is built with so much concrete it's hard to imagine any other place to go. Windows are limited, and the windows that are available are second story. But the place was built in the 50's so its like supposed to be structured like a bomb shelter i guess. I dunno, if i designed a high school, I'd be more about encouraging learning than encouraging a soviet bombing.

Location- Place is right next to a freakin food court. I know those sleeze-bags knew that teenagers only eat food that their parents DIDN'T pack em, so they all opened up right next to the school. I guess I should be grateful, But man do they cause traffic to be an ass when school gets out. Also there's a Big 5 like a couple blocks away. They got some guns. I mean they're not great, but they're a whole lot better than a friggen bat.

Investments- I don't know about you fools, but my high school is loaded. We've even got a bit of solar panels and a back up generator. I'm not even kidding. I mean it don't help much. Generator lasts like an hour, and the pannels meet less than 3 % of the schools energy needs DURING THE DAY. But when crisis comes, that's damn helpful. And its got a library. Even if those wimpy panels can't bust a nut for entertainment, I guess I got books right. You know for burnin and stuff.

Crazy Teacher's room- avoiding name cause i don't want to hurt no one's feelings. Except O'Connor. He can go to hell. Yeah, but Psycho's room? He's our tech guy, and he boarded up all the windows in his class room. God knows why, i think he's insane. But thats only the icing. Dude has a fridge with a year's worth of bottled water! Guy buys like everything at costco I swear. So not only am I virtually invisible, I got enough water to last me a good while before I move to step two.

At this point I'm looking for survivors, cause oh geez People get crazy when they're lonely. I'm sure i speak for all of us when say I got the jibblies when will smith started makin small talk with the mannequins. Not to mention, Twould be nice to have people to do the food getting instead of me having to risk my life for it.

The school's got allot of phone books, and school references, so I could probably try calling around for my friends. If the lines are down, what evs, School's a good meeting ground. I'm sure at least the kids are bound to walk by here just to check.

Also any power is devoted to the internet. Shoot, there's probably no one sending internets. Dang, I guess I'm using it for the fridge. Gotta get the most out of your food i guess.

At this point I'm making preparations for step 2, accommodating for any setbacks or bonuses I got while I was camping at schoo.

Step 2

At this point I should have done two things. Learned how to Sail one of those super shipment boats, ya know the ones that can hold LOADS of junk. That's my next destination. If you want an amusing reason as to 'why' forget it. I don't even like you that much.

There's like tons of them on the other side of the bay. I could easily jack one while the ship owners are busy being zombies.

Also I've gotta have nabbed myself a bus. Partly because i need all that room to take my supplies in one solid trip. Also, Busses are friggen sick. I've always wanted to drive a bus. Even as a child. Except i don't want to be a bus driver, cause then i couldn't own the bus. Also i'd have to drive people i didn't want to. That'd be lame.

O k, With those two things down I group up my party of survivors into cars, and we treck to the other side of the bay. How we treck is super important though. It all depends on the level of craziness these zombies are. For this we refer to ma scale.

THE GRAND SCALE OF ZOMBIE GREATNESS

1 - These are dead people. They don't move. The only reason they could ever raise a threat is if they piled up and their smell became too strong.
2- (Shaun of the dead zombies)- Survivors could go whenever, doesn't really matter, we can wait.
3-
4- (Zombie land zombies)- Survivors should probably stick in groups, but i'm not gonna be a nazi about it.
5-
6- (left 4 dead zombies)- Definately need to stick together. And I'm kicking any whiny kids off the party. They're bad enough in the game, could you imagine having to survive with them?
7-
8- (I am legend zombies) Shit, i'm not even driving on the bridge. They've probably rigged it to explode or something. Screw that, I'm taking the long way around.
9-
10-The zombies are cloaked and know how to operate advanced machinery, like guns and vehicles. It doesn't matter where where I go I probably haven't even made it to school.

If they're anything under than 10 I've probably made it to the dock. I'll wait out for the rest of the party, but if the zombies are better than 2, and the survivors don't make it by sun fall, pff they're done for.

I gotta get the bus and at least two cars on board. I ain't giving up my bus. I didn't get on a boat to give up my childhood dream. At that point Were mostly on board, and we be a sailing to the middle of the bay. For whatever reason, will smith zombies can train dogs, but can't swim. Neither can any zombie for that matter. So camping out in the middle of the bay is genius.

For the rest of the days, were stocking up on food, guns, ship fuel, and vehicles by stopping by the docks around the bay. Cars get dropped off by the bridge, supplies and guns stay on the ship. I ain't giving those crack zombies guns. They got enough advantages. They can have O'Connor though. Dude's like a setback.

At This point were preparing for a major hike. I won't say where, but i will say i'll need to have jacked some solar pannels cause ill need some power to use google maps.

I guess i'm still looking for survivors, but only cause i'm morally conscious. I've got enough people to keep me sane. But I guess it's always good to have zombie fodder. And what's a techno party without some people?

Which reminds me, i'll be spending most of my free time tricking out my bus to have the most ridiculous sound system ever. The thing i'll have a sub woofer the size of my closet! Not really gonna help with zombies that much, But dang will it be cool.

Until next time...