Mudgey ExpressSubmitted by SuperSeek3r on Fri, 07/23/2010 - 03:13 |
OK this one is for people who want a real survival plan, none of the oh id steal weapons from the army or steal a helicopter from the airport BS. My friend and i came up with this plan one night after watching some zombie movies and playing left for dead. It starts off the same way any good plan should, GET A CAR!. take the car and start heading inland to a place called Mudgey, we have to stop of at a sporting goods store first though so i can pick up my weapon of choice (a field hockey stick)its the perfect weapon because hello! blunt objects own!. It is not too long as to prevent mobility and has a lot of mass behind it, plus the hook like end of it will be handy for climbing and stuff. Anyway once that is acquired we head to Mudgey. The car you have should be strong and sturdy enough to be able to run down zombies on the way. Mudgey is a average sized country town where the majority of its inhabitants own guns, so once there we raid some house and take them, The best part about Mudgey is its in the middle of nothing just a big circle so you can exit the town anyway you please. Once we are properly armed we do 1 of two things, find a building to hold up in Preferably a grocery store for obvious reasons, if so first priority is barricading the glass windows. FYI If your going to Hold up in a building make sure its on the ground floor as to have access to exits in an emergency. The second option being that we constantly migrate around the town This scenario is best when there are minimal Zombies in the town.
Thats our plan, thanks. and i hope you take some tips to heart.
Cars = Loud = Zombies.
You can't rule out the possibility of other people heading to the store, and trying to use roads is dsngerous anyways, as people will be fleeing population dense spots, clogging the roads.
Meelee weapons open up the risk to blood splatter infections, so should be avoided where possible (even through they don't need ammo, I'd rather use a bow or a rifle than a knife or hammer.)
People will either still be in their houses or will have taken their guns with them, leaving nothing for you to raid. Raiding is DANGEROUS. And I would suggest avoiding it as far as possible.
People will raid the grocery store, first place hit is ALWAYS convinience stores or food storage.
It's in fact always best to be on the first floor (second floor to Americans. ONE ABOVE the main entrances), so you can destroy the stairs up to you and then you are pretty much safe. You then want to build emergency exits and entrances that would be inaccessable to zombies.
You don't appear to have a steady source of food or water in your plan, nor do you mention a group or allies.
And before you go saying that everyone elses plans are bad, try reading more. Whilst there have been so stupid ones recently, go back further and you've got the best plans on the site. Or try going to the 'most voted' on the homepage, to see the best ever ones.
First of all everyone knows that "real" Zombies are the living dead and can only infect others via a bite.
Secondly, i stated at the very beginning that a had a friend with me my PIC (Partner in crime).
Thirdly, Melee weapons may not be the best weapon but as i described a field hockey stick is a good choice.
Finally, i did state that we would possibly be held up in a grossery store with ample supplies of food
Oh and did i mention you are a gay fish.
A gay fish? Wow, fightin' talk.
If you read Maz Brooks' "The zombie Survival guide" (the basis for most pseudo-science on the subject), you would realise that any amount of matter (especially that of blood and brains) can provide the necessary base for infection.
One person isn't enough to stop you from going mad. You'll probably end up convinced the other one has it out for you and kill each other.
A field hockey stick is STILL A MELEE WEAPON.
THE GROCERY STORE WOULD BE RAIDED AT EMPTY BY THE TIME YOU CAN SAY 'ZOMBIES LOOSE IN MAJAOR CITY OF YOUR CHOICE.
I AM ONLY TRYING TO help YOU. Everyone here is, so by belittling our points and insulting us, you throw a bloody great obstacle in the way of your survival.
4 problems with your plan.
1. "We will drive inland..." During the event of a Zombie Apocalypse everybody is going to flee their homes and city's, most likely the road that you choose to take will be blocked with thousands of cars.
2. "people around the area have lots of guns, so we'd raid their houses" I doubt the gun owners are going to leave their guns behind, look at it this way, If you just found out a Zombie Apocalypse was happening at that moment and you have a shotgun, are you going to leave it behind?
3. "Then we will barricade ourselves in a grocery store" If a Zombie Apocalypse were to happen EVERYONE will head to the supermarket to get supplies the first cance they get, by the time you get there the store will most likely be empty.
4. "FYI if your going to Hold up in a building make sure it's on the ground floor"
NEVER go with that option! try to find a two story building and destroy or barricade the acces to the second floor, you and your friend have the whole upstairs to yourself, and no zombies or people can get up...(you destroyed the only way to the upstairs part of the building).
I say this is a pretty good plan, it just needs some more work.
OK you are obviously unfamiliar with Australia, all the city's are along the coast lines central AUS is Desert or Large numbers of farming community's and that is exactly what Mudgey is.
Also Mudgey is a fair way from all the major city's (3-4 hour drive) so even if the zombie apocalypse was a virus or something like that originating in the city's we would have plenty of time to get to Mudgey and assist with what ever plans the people there might have.
Basically Mudgey is our safe house no matter what happens its gonna happen there.
And please once you destroy the stairs to a second floor building you have sealed your fate you have no exit and please don't tell your going to risk jumping out a window.
"And please once you destroy the stairs to a second floor building you have sealed your fate you have no exit and please don't tell your going to risk jumping out a window."
First of all get a Extending Double Ladder, it is a Ladder that is 9 feet high not extended, and when it is extended it adds another 7-8 feet, USE THIS TO GET FROM 2ND FLOOR TO FIRST FLOOR, then when your up pull the ladder up with you....it's really not that hard... but seriously stop being a smartass.
Ropes, sheets, anything can be made into an impromptu ladder. and I could easily survive (quite well, but perhaps not in a condition to run away) a fall from my upstairs. or throw out a matress, use that to cushion yourself.
PLEASE read Max Brooks "The zombie Survival Guide", it'll help if you don't want to be arguing against everyone, when they know that you're wrong.
Woh dude, sorry. Didn't see your comment there. I think I got some extra stuff in my comment, but sorry.
are you talking to me DepressedRacoon?
This site is obviously for hardcore zombie enthusiasts so i dont belong here.
PS. your both Gay fish if you want i can lend you my fish tank so you can have an orgy coz thats what gay fish do.
ty gtfo and fu
Yes I was. Which is why that comment was a reply to your one?
I must admit, the structuring for comments can be confusing. You are excused.
This site is obviously for hardcore zombie enthusiasts so i dont belong here.
PS. your both Gay fish if you want i can lend you my fish tank so you can have an orgy coz thats what gay fish do.
ty gtfo and fu
Hey You don't have to go, I said your plan was good and just needed some more work, and then you type a smart ass comment, so then DepressedRacoon and I prove you wrong and then call us gay fish? Maybe you should leave!, We don't encourage people like you on this site.
And by the way saying the same comeback "gay fish" over and over just makes you even more of a loser.
haha, ok