The Most Heroic Zombie Plan EVER!Submitted by Cake on Sat, 08/15/2009 - 05:45 |
First of all I'm afraid of zombies and I'm pretty pessimistic. So I'd find a vampire that would bite me and turn me & my husband into vampires, because if the world is going to become over run by gouhls and goblins, I might as well have superpowers to enjoy. I'd be able to fly, have super speed, hypnotize people, and have fabulous rejuvenating abilities like the cheerleader from "Heroes". Since vamps don't tire easily, I could fly around and save the world all night! During the daytime I'd use my super speed to fly to a hemisphere where it's nighttime. After all the zombies are destroyed with my shotgun and grenades, I would be rewarded and loved by all mankind. Mayors would give me the key to the city. I would win the Nobel Peace Prize and become a Goodwill Ambassador for the UN. The government would allow me to have all the fresh blood I want from inmates in federal prisons. And I'd finally live long enough to get that huge mansion in Will & Jada Smith's neighborhood.
Loh, Vampires are worse than Zombies! too hard to get Rid off...Vampires are the cock-roach of the supernaturel world!
Now werewolves...i'm a lycan...:D:D
Werewolves could get bitten and turn into zombie wolves. Then where would we be? I'm going to stick to my story for right now, b/c in my version they're not the scum of the Earth. They're on a mission to save humanity. -And only like 1 or two of us that would be vampires. But if I did change it, I'd make it so we all gain powers like Superman. Zombies wouldn't be able to bite through our skin. I'd have to learn how to create a red sun first...
this is a good plan but you have one flaw vampires alre less likely than zombies
Who says?!
I'm glad the zombies died, but I'm also glad that the inmates of prison die too... But wait, when a vampire bites someone, don't they go vampire too?
When a vampire bites someone, the person won't live if the vamp drinks all of their blood. Totally gross, I know, but someone has to do it. lol
I'm extremely happy that vampires win, zombies don't make for good conversation.






