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Ecretsu... a land created for the people, by the people.

This forum is dedicated to:
What is needed in Ecretsu
What people want to do in Ecretsu
What we should set up
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What she REALLY Means, Is VOTE For Joshie's Plan, And get your Buts Too The Dam When The Apocolypse Hits, Also What Else Do We Need that has'nt already been mentioned?
I Vote..
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Morph is such a bitch.

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I concur. Shut the hell up morph. You come up with a better plan!

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Ok. Since Josh and I had talked about this stuff before we even knew that this site existed we had come up with several different plans including the duck island, prison and of course the dam. We have talked about all of these topics. to start I will describe what is needed in ecretsu. Everyone can contribute to the first and most important thing ORDER! To have a society in which we can not only survive but thrive we need trust, cooperation and I'll say it, love. We gotta know that we can rely on each other. Other things we need are the "cardboard cutout" answers usually posted in these forums: Food, Fertile ground, clothes etc. etc.
This society MUST operate on democratic principles! Democracy is the cornerstone of civilization. There will be aspects the will seem communist for money will mean nothing but this will NOT be a red society. We will need certain people with certain skills. The civil system in our society will resemble the Government we have now. Why change a winning formula?
We will need a militia, Training for said militia, and round the clock watches to ensure that no foe living or dead will disrupt our society.
Ecretsu will need to be a safe haven which we may be able to expand. Our citizens will only be required to help to the best of their abilities and then if we all work together we may be able to stave off the invasion and eventually repair the damage done to humanity.

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Well of course I want in!
Also, if people can list their special skills and what (if they plan to join us) they would like to do in Ecretsu.

P.S. I am making a website latter on devoted entirely to Ecretsu Recruitment.

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Do i list mine? Oh how do you like my post josh?

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Training: First aid, wilderness survival, pioneering, orienteering, emergency preparedness, riflery, archery and leather working.
Martial arts: Bear style Kung Fu: Yellow sash
Other skills: Construction, plumbing, wood working and just general strength.
Have the qualities to be a leader and the humility to follow.
I get along with others and there is a great advantage to calling me friend. if you are my friend you have my loyalty and not to say that I am all powerful but you will have my protection.

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What do people want to do in Ecretsu? Hmm... I definitely want a night club or something where I can relax and get that stress monkey off my back. Perhaps a spa or meditation corner. Zedhead would be an expert in that area. Morph, I don't know if we have Cobra Beer in America but the vodka shouldn't be hard to find.
o0o0o! I totally forgot about snacks. I can't live without candy.

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hey come on everyone else! Join in!
What do you think is needed?
I need feedback in order to create a wondrous establishment?
Who wants to do what?

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Sorry, guys. I'm a couple hundred miles away, and I'm sticking with BBQ from Hell. If you need me for any reason, you'll need to send a scout.

But not really, because that would be weird.

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Hmmm.... You could very well be The Southern outpost.
IDEA! We need to make an website incorporating all the main bases.

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ima be in "the castle of knights"... or hangin with justin. but, my friend is a pilot... so we might be able to charter people to ecretsu. HUZZAH! I WIN

what do i have to offer?: extensive martial arts training, great accuracy with any firearm, experience bowhunting, metalworking experience, i have lots of food, im bringin friends (bunch of jocks, nerds, and handimen), i haz gunz, i have over 8000 rounds for all of my guns, and comedy to raise morale

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What's the scariest movie you've ever seen?

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I'm totally in, if I can find someone to fly me to where-ever Ecretsu is...by the time the zed come, I'll be older, and will have guns, many at that. Maybe even my own helicopter because I'm being an orthodontist and they make good money. If it happens any sooner, I will still try to make it a long term goal and come down by boat, stopping at small ocean-side cities to refill on food, and gas. Either those two options or someone can come get me and my crew from my base, in my middle school.

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Hmm... who do we know with a jet, chopper, or wings?

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MiddleSchoolSurviver wrote:
I'm totally in, if I can find someone to fly me to where-ever Ecretsu is...by the time the zed come, I'll be older, and will have guns, many at that. Maybe even my own helicopter because I'm being an orthodontist and they make good money. If it happens any sooner, I will still try to make it a long term goal and come down by boat, stopping at small ocean-side cities to refill on food, and gas. Either those two options or someone can come get me and my crew from my base, in my middle school.

I forgot to mention the things I have to offer. If the zed come later on when I'm older, I can be a part of the militia, hunting the zed, and looters. I can also help construct the vistor center, as a safe zone, where no man, or zombie can break through. We can then have a save spot to sleep. HOORAH!

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I like your spirit. As the LT. of the Ecretsu militia I say Huzzah! Your ingenuity and Spirit will take you far. We will all work together to rebuild!

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I don't think you will need to know my skills, but here they are anyway-
I'm a competition shooter, I have been shooting since I was 4 and I am an excellent shot with rifles and pistols
My family owns MANY firearms (MANY)
I am great at fixing guns, and cleaning them... even though I don't like cleaning them very much
I am brave
I am SCUBA certified
I am a pyro, and I am kind of smart with explosive things. (I could learn more, but I am happy with what I already know)
I have a rather large sword-dagger collection, including 2 1918 Trench Daggers (I also have a SwordNArmory Katana on it's way)
I have 2 year's food storage for 7 people... Which equals 1 year for 14 people, 1/2 year for 28, so on so fourth
I own a fully functional flamethrower, and one non-functioning flamethrower
I'm in pretty good shape, I'm an ROTC boy and I go to drill meets often
I know how to fly a plane, I just don't have a license (yet)

Cons-
I have no clue how to fire a bow&arrow or a crossbow. But that doesn't matter, because they are useless to me.

But not really, because that would be weird.

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Hell yeah Justin! SCUBA, ROTC and you fly planes.
Who else knows how to fly? We might need to scoop up the Middle Schooler.

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I could be a G.I. Joe if I wanted to.

1. I can shoot
2. I can fly
3. If you came with me, you'd probably die! I can dive
4. I can make things explode.
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on #3, I was making a reference to cheat commandos... in case you didn't notice :)

But not really, because that would be weird.

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Whoa whoa whoa! What is this about us (me in particular) dying?!! You scratched it off the list, but you still thought about it. Why Justi WHYYY!!!!! I really want to know or I'll continue to think you'll eat them. (I'm way to fast to be eaten!!)
Aside from that, you'd be an awesome Ranger. I swear I'm not recruiting for them.

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Cake wrote:
Blah blah blah, why me, blah blah

No, Cake. I wasn't talking about you, silly head.

what I was SAYING was "I'm unsafe and being around me might reduce your life expectancy"

But not really, because that would be weird.

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Blah blah blah, why me, blah blah

No, Cake. I wasn't talking about you, silly head.

what I was SAYING was "I'm unsafe and being around me might reduce your life expectancy"

HEY MISTER!! I didn't say that. lol Don't fnck things up in Cakes World! You'll be sorry...

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Cake wrote:
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Blah blah blah, why me, blah blah

No, Cake. I wasn't talking about you, silly head.

what I was SAYING was "I'm unsafe and being around me might reduce your life expectancy"

HEY MISTER!! You sure are cute. Do you want to go get lunch later? KTHXBY!!!1!!one!


You're the boss, lady person.

But not really, because that would be weird.

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JUSTIN I DID NOT SAY THAT!!!!! OMMFG!!!!!

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JUSTIN YOU ARE SO HOTT! OMMFG!!!!!

Agreed, and thank you.

But not really, because that would be weird.

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Okay well we all can plainly see that I did NOT write that!

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Fuck the BBQ! Your place rawks way harder. I'm Justindude28 and I approved this message.

Well thank you Justi !! That really means alot to us. You have alot of supplies and experience we'll need those at The Dam. :)

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teehee, I love you guys!
Bringing comedy to Ecretsu since 1873.
Anyone else wish to join the legions of Ecretsi?

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Rock the BBQ! Your place smells kinda funny. I'm Justindude28 and I approved this message.

Well thank you Justi !! That really means alot to us. You have alot of supplies and experience we'll never get to use at the dam. :)
Oh, by the way, you are waay hott.

Thanks, Cake! You are a great friend.

But not really, because that would be weird.

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I can fly fixed wing and I understand the theory behind rotary wing but I have yet to get behind the controls.

Okay, so I live quite a ways away from the rest of you, but I like your thinking and agree that we need to work together.

  • My skill set includes:
  • Ability to provide emergency care at the EMT-B level
  • Ability to manage the fires Justin starts when they get out of hand.
  • As previously mentioned, I can fly
  • Never competed but I am an excellent shot with a rifle, not much experience with pistols but Generally the rounds go where I tell them to.
  • Also a pyro, I can make things explode too.
  • Cars, trucks, motorcycles, whatever it is I can drive it, even semi trucks.
  • Limited training in steep incline rescue, I may be getting certed in vertical rope rescue next year.
  • I can build things.
  • Mechanically inclined, I can make repairs to vehicles if I have the proper literature, I can also improvise when necessary.
  • I am sort of an inventor, but I have only ever built one of my inventions.
  • No formal martial arts training but I have a self styled approach to fighting and self defense that seems to work pretty well.
  • Archery
  • booby traps
  • Wilderness survival skills including but not limited to

    • Useful plant ID
    • emergency shelter building
    • hunting, tracking, trapping etc.

  • I also pick up skills quickly, show me or give me a book on it and I can usually do it.
  • So, you're saying I've fallen upon a puppet?

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    What can I say Kuma? You are one of the most bad-assiest bad-asses I know. You sit next to me!

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    Thanks, I'm flattered.

    So, you're saying I've fallen upon a puppet?

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    Well, Kuma, at least I have ONE thing on you- I'm a cyborg.

    How many of you can honestly say you have more than 1 electrical component built into your body? I have 3.

    But not really, because that would be weird.

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    I think Morpheus is a cyborg too right?

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    Justin, how would you like a flamethrower built into one hand and a tazer built into the other?
    Remember that one invention that I actually built? It was a TAZER glove.

    So, you're saying I've fallen upon a puppet?

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    justindude28 wrote:
    How many of you can honestly say you have more than 1 electrical component built into your body? I have 3.

    Are you being serious? If so, may I ask if you've been chipped?

    Capn774- more badass than going back in time and kissing your own mother at the "Enchantment Under the Sea" dance... wait a second, that's not badass! That's just plain weird!

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    Ahhh! Capn!
    I forget where you are located, are you near to Ecretsu?
    And if not, do you think anything should be done that has not already been mentioned?
    And yes, we need more cyborgs in the world.

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    Kuma wrote:
    Justin, how would you like a flamethrower built into one hand and a tazer built into the other?
    Remember that one invention that I actually built? It was a TAZER glove.

    This is what I thought about- Getting my stomach replaced with a reservoir for kerosene, and getting biological enhancements for my small intestine to compensate for a lack of stomach. Then, get injected with nano-bots that filter out waste material from my blood and excreate kerosene INTO the reservoir so that it never runs dry. Best part? tubes leading to my wrist for excellent flamethrower action.

    And to what Sean said about me being chipped, yessir. And some other stuff too. I actually did some stuff at the University of Utah where they put techno-garbage in me. I'm still not sure what it does, but I'm pretty sure I'm fireproof now.
    I did it when I was about 10 by the way.

    But not really, because that would be weird.

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    Naah, I live in Jersey. I'd probably get screwed over by zombies on the way there.

    Honestly, the plan is very well thought out and I don't think that there is any significant need for improvement, although I would suggest investigating the surrounding area before the outbreak occurs, so that you know specific places for recon to go instead of them just wandering around. Knowing the location a mattress shop, grocery store, and gun shop is always a plus.

    I would also suggest looking up how the hydro-electricity machines go and work. There was this tv show that talked about what happens to dams after humans disappear. If I remembered the name, I would reccommend that you watch it.

    Capn774- more badass than going back in time and kissing your own mother at the "Enchantment Under the Sea" dance... wait a second, that's not badass! That's just plain weird!

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    Why should one know where a mattress shop is?

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    There is one in a town nearby. already looked it up.

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    ...so I guess we're buying/stealing mattresses at the shop nearest to us? I thought we were using cots and sleeping bags.

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    I believe the show is called "Life after people."

    So, you're saying I've fallen upon a puppet?

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    What the random?

    But not really, because that would be weird.

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    I believe the show is called "Life after people."

    I Lo0o0o0ove "Life After People"!!! ...but what was this comment in reference to? I agree with Justin, kinda random.

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    I was responding to the Capn's post

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    ...I would also suggest looking up how the hydro-electricity machines go and work. There was this tv show that talked about what happens to dams after humans disappear. If I remembered the name, I would reccommend that you watch it.

    So, you're saying I've fallen upon a puppet?

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    oh, that makes sense now.

    But not really, because that would be weird.

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    Justin, why do you still have the green light next to your name when it doesn't say you're online under the "who is online" section? I don't get it. Is it a glitch in the system?

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    Cake wrote:
    Justin, why do you still have the green light next to your name when it doesn't say you're online under the "who is online" section? I don't get it. Is it a glitch in the system?

    CAKE. I'm a cyborg! I'm always online.

    But not really, because that would be weird.

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