Mallpocalypse

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First things first it's dawn of the dead rules meaning only bites and saliva from the zombie into an open wound will turn you. I live in a nice neghborhood about 12 miles away from the city so when it happens ill have a good amount of time to prepare. the first thing to do is to go for guns and lets be honest the guy at the gun store isn't going to just hand them out so you're best bet would be to have your own or have a friend with some. I have one 12 guage single shot so that will be enough to round up my sister and my best friend he has 2 semi automatic 12 guages and 2 22. rifles 1 single shot and one semi with a clip. once I grab them I head to the air force base since I work there, and gain access to a helicopter and head to the mall its a 3 story mall with only elevator access and stairwell access to the 2nd and 3rd floors with the foodcourt on the second floor. we would jam the elevators and barricade the doors so nothing could gain access to the 2nd floor. we would set up tents on the roof for easy access to the chopper if we needed to make a speedy getaway. so basically we have food and water and we have guns and some ammo and a suitable place to stay for a while but obviously it's the bible belt where were at so the zombie apocalypse wouldnt last long so we'd hang out there and wait and if the shit ever hit the fan take off in the helicopter. but if the zombies manage to kill just about everyone and were screwed we probably would start making runs to military bases on the chopper and air lift ammo and supplies and just start picking off zombies one at a time. and if they ever break through the barriers fly off and head to canada where it's so cold the zombies would be icy's anyways so there it is my plan. obviously chopper fuel would be gathered at military bases. guns would be aquired also and this is all hypthetical so the base would be empty because by now everyone is basically zombified except for us few with zombie plans.

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New Plan

Scratch this I'm going to be more realistic and be more descriptive and make more of a fool proof plan.

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thanks

I will revise as soon as I'm not completely sleep deprived otherwise I just get delirious and start to ramble.

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Alright, I'll do it

Here's my critique.
In the beginning you're pretty realistic about the situation. You're off to a good start. When I read "go to the Air force base" and thought about how that idea is just as shitty as trying to raid a gun store, but then you said you work their so that actually might work pretty well. If all the zombie movies ever made are to be believes, generally going to the mall is a crappy idea, too many doors to cover, in some cases large display windows and sliding glass doors. Not to mention a shipping entrance with nothing but an Aluminum gate between you and some hungry hungry houngans. However, since you have a second floor to work with it's just a matter of doing something about the escalators. Personally, if you are holing up in a city, I think it would be awesome to have a mall under your control, I just wouldn't want to sleep there. Finally, you have an escape plan in the event that the shit really hits the fan, and I commend you for that.
I don't think you would "thrive" exactly but you would probably survive and that's what's important.
7 decapitated zombies out of 10

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dudes.

is anybody going to critique this because I was so high when I wrote this that I know there is no way this would work...

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