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I'm no good at all this survival crap, I just joined this site 'cause my boyfriend couldn't be bothered to get off his lazy ass n make an account himself. I post plans for him, but I'm trying to get him to post them himself :P

Please, someone talk to me, I have no friends :(

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Heck, i can't promise I'll be nice, but I speak to everyone that I see pop up.
If you post anything during the day, and I'm at the computer, I'll be sure to comment.

...and I'll try to be nice.

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Welcome to YZP, Iam Thee Rolo Maturbo resadent psycopath and domonator of the off topic forum.

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Hi welcome to the site :)

as for the me being nice... ill try

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We seem to have a pretty good bunch on the site and I'm sure if you participate in a few forums you will fit right in :)

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blure007 wrote:
We seem to have a pretty good bunch on the site and I'm sure if you participate in a few forums you will fit right in :)

Yeeeeeeaaaaah rite. I'm no good at participation and am even worse at talkin to people, even if it's via internet.

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lol just pick someone and talk to them like me :) lol jkjk

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well, what would you like to talk about?

"death will come when im good and ready"- Godsmack

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I got sum fish ^.^
Pet stores are evil.
Fairs and garden centres have better goldfish.
Real water plants creep me out.
Water filters are evil.
Fish tank water is gross.

2 more days and I can officially say I hate pet stores ^.^

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I thought under 18s weren't allowed to buy pets now? I'm sure there was something on the news about a pet store owner who got arrested for selling goldfish to some schoolkids...
Yeah, legal age is apparently 16. Here's the news story.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1262250/Great-grandmother-tagged...

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Dude, chill out, I'm not breakin the law or anythin. My dad bought them for me. I just picked them out.

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I was just pointing it out. -.- And if you had a parent there, completely legal!
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO ASSUME GOOD FAITH.
IF I'M NOT WRITING IN CAPS, then I'm asking a perfectly civil question and am already chilled. Capiche?

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OK whatever.

I like fishies ^.^

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Box jellyfish > Pet store fish

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Jellyfish creep me out

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I find Jellyfish quite magnificent...

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i have a bata fish :)

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I like tropical fish but I'm not allowed any cuz my dad's cheap :(

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Bata = Siamese Fighting fish (for all the Non-Yanks)
Did you know that if left in the sun, jelly fish will evaporate?
And they're also meant to be some of the oldest creature types in existence.
Also, the only know animal to have achieved Biological immortality (lit. won't die of old age) is a jellyfish, it's capable of reverting to a 'youth' form, thus keeping it alive indefinately.

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WOW.
I wanna be a jellyfish cuz they don't die ^.^

I'm scared of dying...

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It's only one species of Jellyfish that do it...
And everyone's afraid of dying, it's called human nature. That's why I surround myself with a semblance of safety by planning for every eventualality.

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Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the European Lobster

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Lentlemen and Gadies, I present TROGDOR (the Burninator)

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You seem like a pretty chill person. Hi I'm Poseidon, not that you'll need to know that.
Nobody likes me here, I almost commited suicide by bludgeoning myself with an old wallet my friend got when he got a banking account.

YOU MADE ME DO IT!!! YOU MADE ME DO IT!!!!!

But really though these people are pretty chill.


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Poseidon wrote:
Nobody likes me here

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You're cool.

EVERYBODY'S COOL! GROUP HUG!


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There's a thread for that...

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I know since I CREATED IT

You guys forgot me more than I thought...


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Poseidon wrote:
I know since I CREATED IT

You guys forgot me more than I thought...


I DIDNT FORGET YOU.

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Don't get like this with me leafy, I'm s urprised you can even remember your password for this site. zombie23

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I'm not senile....


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Fair enough.

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I'm totally and completely crazy! ^.^

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What were we talking about again?


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Last thing I remember talking about is fish.

But I just wanted to point out that I'm totally crazy.

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I had a red tail black shark once, it died :(

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Fish....

I bought like a bunch of retort pouch tuna when the zeds come. things good for like 3 years.


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blades_dont_need_reloading wrote:
I had a red tail black shark once, it died :(

Poor you.
Cuddles.
I wanted a shark, but I decided it'd be better 2 get goldfish first. My first pets that officially belong 2 me and not the family ^.^

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