Lets Go on a Permanent VacationSubmitted by Soul Man on Mon, 04/05/2010 - 06:12 |
Okay, whats worst than having a zombie invasion? a zombie invasion during school hours. when the zombies invade, youll have to follow the rules and stay in line and walking while the teachers try to escort you out.um, once the zombies invade,its every man for himself, and once the zombies just see us walking, where gonna be fresh meat. if or when your in school, ignore the teachers and run like hell.dont worry about the zombies getting you. they circle the biggest pile of meat,and the biggest pile of meat are the nerds that follow the teachers.
so when and if you escape the school property, theres 2 places you can go that you know the direction. for me thats my house. so go to your house or whatever and hope you have your key with you. when you get there you will need the following:
1.a huge,lightweight, hiking backpack
2.a few days worth of food (you'll find more in stores)
3.lots of raw meat(DO NOT EAT THE RAW MEAT)(THIS IS PROBABLY THE MOST IMPORTANT THING YOU MUST CARRY!)
4.a gun or melee weapon(i choose melee, cause you cant reload a sword,but thats my opinion)
5.a swiss-army knife(i dont care if you like ranged, you use it, this too,is important)
6.(this is an option, but hella-helpful)a sniper rifle, with ALOT of ammo.
7.modern day armor(example:bite-proof vest)
8.a ride (bikes, motor-cycles, cars, scooters,etc...)
9. seeds(pumkin,cherry,strawberry,etc.)
10. toilet paper(cause you dont wanna run from zombies while you have dingle-berries on your butt)
Once you have all this stuff, its time to head out.
use your bike or whatever and go to 1 of 2 directions, northwest or southwest. theres 2 places you can go.1 place has a 99.99% chance of not going. the place your more likely to go is Alaska. alaska is great because zombies have no body temprature,they'll freeze.theres 1 problem with alaska, you cant grow anything there. its too cold and too rocky to grow a single radish at least.you might get some progress in summer but for only one season will you be satisfied.
before i talk about the other place, i never told you what to do with the raw meat,its simple. say your being chased by a horde of zombies, zombies chase for the closest meat possible. so, throw a raw meat and some or most of the zombies will go after the raw meat. so you have a better chance of survival.
so the other place that has a 99.99% chance of not going is Hawaii. id prefer Hawaii, because its perfect growing seasons and rains perfectly. theres a problem with Hawaii. theres an island of zombies there, and you cant hot-wire a boat(most people can't) but if you have the skills to drive and hot-wire a boat with a sniper, your set for this plan. drive a boat to the beach of Hawaii.remember the raw meat. if you saced any, plant some on the beach and RUN back to the boat and go to the coast. Use your sniper and get to a position to were you can see the raw meat and wait about an hour or so, zombies will smell the meat and start running to eat it.thats were your sniping abilities come in.use your sniper to aim, and fire.
after all the waves of zombies are done, get the meat(or whats left of it) and search around for any stranglers. when about 2 or 3 waves of zombies are over, use the seeds to plant fruits and/or vegitables and wait. its perfect you have the island all to yourself and you have an endless supply of food.
thats the helpful tips you should do incase there is a zombie invasion.
haha ok not bad but seriosly,do you have a snioer rifle at your house?and if so,wouldnt your parents or siblings want it?



