I know zombies don't feel pain, but I know I would feel a shot to the jewels like that from beyond the grave. Who was it that did that anyway? I know somebody actually kicked another guy so hard that he tore the tendons in his foot, but I don't remember who.

I don't know, maybe zombies will *kind of* feel pain. After all, none of us have seen a zombie before in our lives, so we don't know.

I think kicking a zombie in the balls would still make it double-over in pain. Kicking it hard enough that you tear tendons in your foot? That would kill it.

hmm... well I'm all for crotch kicking. It's one of my fave past-times. But I'd only tear the tendons in my foot for a select few.
Psychos and jerks
yeah so definitely zombie psycho jerks

i think it would just hurt my foot and there for i couldent run away and i would be eaten ALIVE which would SUCK

ROTFLOL

I approve.

If you kick them hard enough, you can stop the production of undead sperm, which would have traveled to the half-rotten female egg and make an strange kind-of-alive-but-really-not baby.

That is, assuming the mother doesn't eat their kind-of-alive-but-really-not baby because of their kind-of-alive-but-really-not brain.

And be thankful I spared you details on zombie reproduction (intercourse to birth). Being an expert on all things useless and just plain scary, I can give you a Doctor's recommendation that you really don't want to know how it works.

Because I'm really a Doctor.

A love doctor? An undead love doctor?

Something like that. More specifically, a doctor in useless information.

Yes, there is such a thing.

Hmm.

Maybe the kick to the nads might hurt the poor bastard so much he would become uninfected and just fear humans altogether.

Eureka! a cure! I can just imagine the scene:
"Oh my god! I'm alive... why do my balls hurt?" Proof that the center of the male brain is actually the gonads.

On another note, I finally figured out where I read this headline before.
In 2007 a terrorist lit himself on fire outside of Glasgow airport after attacking several people, a cabbie ran up and "kicked that flaming terrorist in the balls so hard he tore a tendon in his foot" that is seriously what the newspaper headline was.

HA but that would have be a short cabbie or a tall bad guy. I can kick about 5 feet. so i figure 3 feet shouldnt be to bad for me

see us women are right men only have enough oxygen to seport one head at a time

wait a minute........ why would you kick a Zumbie in the nads? Maybe if the person alive was a jackass or if they got your family but I mean kicking the undead in the nads I think would be more of a victory dance sorta thing.

Since this doesn't state just a male crotch area.What if were a female and ur foot got stuck in her vagina?But tearing a tendon thats a hell of a kick.

Cake wrote:

Lightning_Stormer wrote:

Since this doesn't state just a male crotch area.What if were a female and ur foot got stuck in her vagina?But tearing a tendon thats a hell of a kick.

I think the person's foot might smile. : )
And the zed femme might actually like it.

If the zombie chick likes it thats just plan weird.

for one you get kicked there hard enough it fucking hurts

Cake wrote:

Lightning_Stormer wrote:

Cake wrote:

Lightning_Stormer wrote:

Since this doesn't state just a male crotch area.What if were a female and ur foot got stuck in her vagina?But tearing a tendon thats a hell of a kick.

I think the person's foot might smile. : )
And the zed femme might actually like it.

If the zombie chick likes it thats just plan weird.

If the zombie chick had any feeling at all would be weird.

OH FUCK HERE IT COMES AGAAAIIIINNNN lol j/k (i'm having waaay too much fun Cake)

yah i know but we just love you with out you id have no joker to my batman

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_kVBIKsx0ZqQ/S75udgw2GDI/AAAAAAAAFCM/zWQ1YXOhvd...

And If The Zombie Kicks You...?

Morph? Woah.
I thought you'd died or something.

Died And Re-animated.

I guess that makes you like a zombie or something.

Quick, kick it in the balls.

So hard I break the tendons in my foot?

~

No, that would be silly.
Silly Prophet, you've ruined Blades' joke.

Paaaha! i'm Half Dolphin! my balls are safe inside! Watch Out For The Dorsal!

dooooorrrrsalll fin!!! RUN!!!!

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