is this a bad time to mention i cant find my bat?

Uh oh

FUCK!

I think you summed it up beat justin

Dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, DAMMIT! The government needs to stop sticking it's nose where it doesn't belong! Artificial organisms? They are playing God now, just watch as they engineer some awful virus that rips you open from the inside.... Killswitch my ass!

Initiating Deep Blue#1and#2

Can't you just stick with deep blue 2?

Everyone get your shotguns and gasmasks ready

Fucktarded, this is a bad time, I hope shit don't hit the fan till spring, it is -40 at my house right now.... wait, no problem! Zombiesicles! Lol, seriously don't worry guys, and you can borrow one o my bats, wood or aluminum? They are both louis vil.....

If you guys come down to Texas (After the fan hits the crap (lol)) I'd be happy to give you sum ammo. If you wanted a gun, you would have to stay here and help me, but otherwise.. Blah, whatever.

Maybe I will come to Texas

http://maps.google.com/maps?oe=utf-8&rls=com.google:en-US:official&clien...

1627 miles and 25 hours, i would have to refuel 5 times.

5 times?!?!? I could do that on 2 tanks, well possibly, I dunno if you can actually get the range the computer tells you. but a maximum of 2 refuels anyway

well this look promiseing.. maybe the Pentagon will come up with a way to make humans immortal..
then we'll be faced with moral implications, Immortality will have to come with impudency... or we'll swiftly overpopulate..
oh wait.. we're already overpopulated xD

Bet they already have the Z virus made, they've probably tested it, just wait it'll get out somehow.

I agree with you crossfire, the Americans and Russians probably both made a little something in the cold war. It'll be sitting in a lab somewhere in Utah, which is disguised as a university facility. One day some drunken frat boys will break in and think it's an experimental beer...

Haha, or someone that's bent on world destruction.

Neither do I.

I've always been more of a vodka person myself. Guess I'll have to break into the Russian lab then...

Or, you could leave it there util I'm old enough for a firearms liscence

:( i cant find my crowbar....oh look a bat i think this will work

my 18th or 19th birthday will be a firearms licence as long as fucking obama doesnt take our guns rights away!!!

i think he'll take the guns away.

This is a possibility he will but he still makes a great prez even if im not for all his dissitions..plus if you think us rednecks are giving up r guns you are a fool

dammit i wanna be a redneck

ha most live there lives trying to discount that there rednecks and you say you want to be one...ha im a redneck i admit it ha some of my familys starting to fade over into hillbilly

what state do you live in

Arkansas

How many times do I have to say that Obama isn't trying to take our guns? That would be suicide in every sense of the term and quite frankly, he has bigger fish to fry anyway. Besides, right now there is a bill going through congress that proposes repealing all state firearms laws. The federal laws will become a little stricter, but those'll be nothing compared to a lot of the state laws. Rejoice Californians, your day will come.

i wanna be a redneck to

well why dont i just make honorary rednecks cuz being one myself i can do that.....

Even how sick that is, it still seems pretty badass.

<3 new baseball bat

i think were gona need more rednecks... and baseball bats

oh yes we so do :) everytime i hear about a bashball bat i think of that commercial about Left4Dead

Thank god I live far west from any Millitary biological sites THAT SHIT SCARES ME!

I've got it worse there is an island just a few miles away, which holds an animal disease center. It's officially called Plum Island Animal Disease Center or (PIADC). The worst part is, is that it has a Biosafety level of 3, and 4 is the highest. There was also almost a terrorist attack also. A Pakistani neuroscientist Aafia Siddiqui, a suspected al-Qaeda member, was arrested in Afghanistan in July 2008, she had in her handbag handwritten notes referring to a "mass casualty attack" that listed various U.S. locations, including the Plum Island Animal Disease Center. Scared me shitless.

Some seagulls have to be killed in Cumbria this week, they somehow got into a lowlevel waste water tank at sellafield nuclear reproccessing centre.

Sounds like a Marvel back-story
...little did they know, one of those seagulls eluded their death squads. As the seagull was making it's escape, it crapped upon the head of a balding security guard. The radioactive poo entered the mans pores, forever changing him. Now he is...GULLMAN. With his superhuman ability to eat garbage and crap with amazing precision, he fights evil wherever it may be found...or eats Cheetos from off the ground.

Haha.
Cheetos aren't very common here, it would have to be quavers.
But a very brilliant backstory, I shall submit your idea to marvel.

ill do it.

Dear Marvel.

Now a days youse seem to be runnig nout of comic book ideas. My good butler kuma has suggested a magnificent idea

...little did they know, one of those seagulls eluded their death squads. As the seagull was making it's escape, it crapped upon the head of a balding security guard. The radioactive poo entered the mans pores, forever changing him. Now he is...GULLMAN. With his superhuman ability to eat garbage and crap with amazing precision, he fights evil wherever it may be found...or eats Cheetos from off the ground.

Pretty cool eh? I think it would be cooler if gullman was also a ninja, so i edited it.

...little did they know, one of those NINJA!!!!!!! seagulls eluded their NINJA!!!!!!! death squads. As the NINJA!!!!!!! seagull was making it's NINJA!!!!!!! escape, it crapped upon the head of a balding NINJA!!!!!!! security guard. The radioactive NINJA!!!!!!! poo entered the mans pores, forever changing him. Now he is... NINJA!!!!!!! GULLMAN. With his superhuman NINJA!!!!!!! ability to eat garbage and NINJA!!!!!!! crap with amazing NINJA!!!!!!! precision, he fights NINJA!!!!!!! evil wherever it may be found...or eats NINJA!!!!!!! Cheetos from off the ground.

Much better eh? But there is a problem! THERE ARE NO COMIC BOOK STORES ANYMORE! So i propose as a publicity stunt that I shall become gullman and distribute the books via air and the NYC subway system.

Also i want 70% of the profits

<3 Poseidon

My nearest comic book store is 92 miles away, I haven't been since I lived much nearer, I beleive it was free comic book day, the second Saturday in may.

There is not a store anywhere near me, but there are 2 next door to eachother in Newcastle. Upon Tyne (travelling man and some inferior rival)

Jesus man, what do you drive!?