Infection

ZOMBIES MUST DIE's picture

Ok, I've figured that since I can't run for more than ten minutes without draining all my energy, and can barely run for two without tripping over, I'd tell the world what I plan to do in the event that I get infected.

If I was on my own, I'd kill myself, as long as I had some kind of weaponry that would kill me almost instantly.

If I was in a group and I'd been bit by a zombie that is part of a large hoard that's chasing us, if I had a large supply of something flamable, I'd pour it over myself and the surrounding zombies, light a match, then (if I was fortunate enough to have a gun) shoot myself, to stop the others trying to come back for me. This would (hopefully) slow the zombies down enough to give everyone a chance to put a reasonable distance between them and the zombies.

The only problems with this plan is, because I live in the UK, it's not likely that I wil be able to get a gun. Also, if i was with my boyfriend, he wouldn't let me kill myself. He'd most likely kill as many zombies as possible, then keep be alive until he found a cure or I died (most likely, I'd die).

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Zombie apolocypse survivor
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Ahem.

I would suggest (in the case of being in a group) waiting until you slip into a coma before shooting you. Gives you a chance to say goodbye, and removes the suffering. (whether getting shot hurts very much for a very short time or not at all, I don't want to test, so STFU). Max Brooks suggests that after about 16 hours, the infected will become comatosed.

If you're on your own, it's a difficult choice; you will come back and potentially kill someone you love, but do you have the strength of mind to kill yourself, even when presented with the truth? I purposefully don't like to explore the theme, because it's not the nicest.

ZOMBIES MUST DIE's picture
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Corpse Killer
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Yeah well...

If I was in a group, nobody would be willing to kill me, because I'd only group with the people I love most (myboyfriend and his family). Also, if i did get infected and was with my boyfriend, I wouldn't really want to become a guineapig for testing cures for whatever makes people zombies, even if he was able to find a cure and bring me back (which isn't likely).

You are still too weak. You don't have enough hate. And you know something?

You never will.

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