I think that all depends on your definition of "zombie." If you go by the Max Brookes definition, then the answers are 1. No 2. No 3. Virus 4. No 5. Indefinitely
However, on this site, we have unofficially came up with a zombie that is more, let's say "realistic" To which the answers are 1. Still No 2. Possibly but unlikely due to reduced brain function 3. any/all of the above 4. Almost definitely 5. Probably 3-4 weeks.

well if you want to know what i think here it is
1)no not swims but yes they ca walk on the bottom of the river lake or pond

2)No i dont think you can..but that would be funny

3)I think that it will be a form of them all

4)Well depends on were you cut it...and i thin that destroying the brain is the ONLY way to kill it

5)i dont think they need "FOOD" but that they want to eat us and that they will last till they decay or r rindered inmoble

I think zombies would just drown in water.

I think you could get a zombie high. They still use their brain, and drugs effect the brain, so...

No clue, because zombies don't exist

They would probably bleed to death in 2 seconds

AAAAND they need food or they would starve to death.

sweet we need more ppl to wright down what they think

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FAIL...thanks justin love you bro

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Damn fail D:
Don't worry, bro; I fixed it up

thank you mystery moderator

You're welcome.

ROFLMAO!!! OMG How could I have slept on this? Where was I? Why didn't you come get me?!!

Cause...

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A) changed the smiley cuz it was creepy and b) HOLY CRAP SCOTT CHANGE YOUR AVATAR

I tried to think of the scariest thing possible, and i thought "zombie clown" they are almost as scary as real clowns

LOL that's exactly what i was thinking. I wrote that in your guestbook a few mins ago.

haha i saw that they are creepy as hell

eh, I'm more against anything with fangs.
snakes, tarantulas, vampires ...

may sound weird, but i dont like the number 10, one time i had a fever dream about it and it just screwed it up for me

wow I've heard of ppl with phobias against the number 13, but never number 10.
What happened in the dream?

lolwat but change it its fucking up the mood

Ghillie i think you're affraid of clowns and u dont want to admit it.

i think it was about a drill seargent who was making me do pushups and every time he hit ten it felt like someone hadbrought their foot down on me, it didnt make any sense but hey it was a fever dream

im not afraid its just ugly as fuck. things i am afraid of: Pain. Thats the big one. espically when it involves my eye and my achillies tendon. Getting that cut is my biggest nightmare.. Also spiders *we have some poisonus ones here* Wasps/bees and centi/milipedes. Thats eat. Dont fear death or heights or roller coasters or claustrophobia *allthough if im tied up i get itchy...*

...totally. was it in color?

for you ghillie I changed it from the scariest to the most lethal, a zombie ninja
and Cake yes it was in color but not very vibrant

i dont get how you dont dream in color. Then agianedi n ever payed attention but i think i do. I think my last dream was 2 months ago. At least that i remember. I asked my *completly* color blind acquaintince. and he says he dreams in color even though hes been colro blind since birth.

i just googled it and apparently everyone dreams in color but as it sets into memory it turns into black and white for a lot of people

wow he's a bold ass liar

Well maybe he wasnt CB since birth btu he has been most of his life. I think the only color he told me he can see is red for some reason. Must look fucking badass...

but he may have been lying as one time he almost walked into traffic cause he didt see the color of the light,,, Im confused now.

i thought colorblind people lost green and red first

i think he might be one big attention whore....

i think that pretty much sums it up then

*crying*

LIES!!!!! ALL OF IT!!!!

Ghillies Phobias
1. pain
2. spiders
3. wasps/bees
4. centi/milipedes
5. gets itchy when tied up

...duly noted >:)

you forgot creepy clowns

So BDSM is definitely out.

Put that in an organized list cake.

Ghillies Phobias
1. pain
2. spiders
3. wasps/bees
4. centi/milipedes
5. gets itchy when tied up
6. creepy clowns
7. bdsm
8. taking off his ghillie suit

...duly noted >:)

You forgot the achillies tendon thign and contribute to the pyramid!

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