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Hello, I'm DGW (the name is a bit ironic, but still). And I'm basically here as a zombie fanatic. I guess it all started when I was younger thanks to a Resident Evil (Yes, I know they aren't Zombies and just infected) but my interest started there and I started to plan. At the moment, I am almost sixteen, but I have pretty good medical experience and several zombie plans and squads reserved. I've mapped out almost every possibility, there's always some you can't get, and tried to make a survival guide for them. I've read each zombie guide I could get my hands on and try to map out the plots and fill in the holes. I have a plan if I fail, and a plan if that fails and another for that. But I don't intend to fail.

On the other side of my serious zombie rage, I love reading and writing and I'm freakishly creative and imaginative. Fiction books mainly, but then also survival guides and yadda yadda. I like a variety of music. Coheed and Cambria, Rise Against, Hollywood Undead, country, and pop too. It's all a bit weird. I'm not afraid to speak my mind and I have a terribly low self esteem on myself. But, still confident in my plans.

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Well hello there, welcome to yourzombieplan.com
I am Blades, I have a real name but I can't remember what it is...
I look forward to reading your plan(s)- we have experts in most fields here to help out with plans.

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Heya!! :D
Welcome to yzp.
Im Sash.
Where are you from?
Nice music.

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Prophet is an expert on being a convict...
Silly australians, stealing loaves of bread and getting deported.

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wow wow blades, dont say that, thats not very fucking P.C of you................. who am i kidding i give prophet more shit then anyone.
Kea Ora, im kwik won, the kiwi, only person from NZ on this site to my knowllege, um im a gunner in the NZ navy and glad to help you in anyway i can.
hope you love the site as much as we do, dont wory we dont bite......... much

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blades_dont_need_reloading wrote:
Prophet is an expert on being a convict...
Silly australians, stealing loaves of bread and getting deported.

Nice hidden text there.

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boys boys boys sometimes i wonder about you...lol x)

Well ello there welcome to the site :)

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AM I A GOOD BOY???

USA!

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OH yea and I have decided to make a map of my survival route when the SHTF.

USA!

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kwik won wrote:
dont wory we dont bite......... much

Bitch i leave for one month and you take my line? Im Poseidon And APPARENTLY IM NOT WANTED FOR MY INSIGHTS ANYMORE!!!! BUT I STILL CLAIM BOW CHICKA BOW WOW AND BROOKLYN RAGE!!!!! but really you won't be seing to much of me... Have fun here though, we need more regulars.

I need a hot dog.


This is Major Tom to Ground Control, I'm stepping through the door... And I'm floating in a most peculiar way... And the stars look very different today...

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Have fun here though, we need more regulars.

Oh yeah, maybe if they didnt all just leave for NO REASON AT ALL.

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Have fun here though, we need more regulars.

Oh yeah, maybe if they didnt all just leave for NO REASON AT ALL.

Quick, now lick your index finger, touch it on part of your body and say "tttsssss"

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prophet wrote:

Oh yeah, maybe if they didnt all just leave for NO REASON AT ALL.

blades_dont_need_reloading wrote:

Quick, now lick your index finger, touch it on part of your body and say "tttsssss"


This is Major Tom to Ground Control, I'm stepping through the door... And I'm floating in a most peculiar way... And the stars look very different today...

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P, bro i cant help it if you steel a line off either the linx/axle add and or the Red VS Blue show, i believe thats tuckers line

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kwik won wrote:
P, bro i cant help it if you steel a line off either the linx/axle add and or the Red VS Blue show, i believe thats tuckers line

..... As soon as New Zealand suffers a terrible defeat, youll be sorry..... Muahahha ha....


This is Major Tom to Ground Control, I'm stepping through the door... And I'm floating in a most peculiar way... And the stars look very different today...

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Hey Poseidon, stfu.
Our entire team was just really really really drunk on that day.

...WHO AM I KIDDING? OH MY GOD, WHY DO WE SUCK SO MUCH?

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Hey Poseidon, stfu.
Our entire team was just really really really drunk on that day.

...WHO AM I KIDDING? OH MY GOD, WHY DO WE SUCK SO MUCH?

One word Prophet: Convicts...

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Well one word Blades: antidisestablishmentarianism.

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One word, everyone- Herpes.

But not really, because that would be weird.

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My friend has that.
It's going around in the grade below and the one above.
It's like the slut gene skipped a whole generation of babies.

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yo prophet i gotta say it NZ was undefeted, we drew with italy, were the 78th ranked teem, what does that say about the Ities lol

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It says AUSTRALIA IS AWESOME <3
...but we're just all just really shy and the large crowds put us off.

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fuck you aussy bitches man trying to clame our draw as an australiasea win fuck that!

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kwik won wrote:
fuck you aussy bitches man trying to clame our draw as an australiasea win fuck that!

Hey, it's not our fault we're so epic.

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aussy, so epic they have to steel a win in a game they didnt even play in

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I'm the spark that makes your idea bright
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prophet wrote:
My friend has that.
It's going around in the grade below and the one above.
It's like the slut gene skipped a whole generation of babies.

D=
In australia, your generations are a year?
Crikey!
That probably explains why you needed to steal bread in the first place.

And Herpes is my line.
But despite me always trying, it's never the right answer.

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DepressedRacoon][quote=prophet wrote:

In australia, your generations are a year?
Crikey!
That probably explains why you needed to steal bread in the first place.

Haha

(you can't delete your own double posts btw, I think it's in case someone said something really bad, then deleted it before anyone saw)

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Hey, Blades and DR, STFU.

And I hate it when people post a "I'M NEW, L0LZ0RZ" thread and dont stick around -.-
Really grinds my gears.

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Prophet, behave.
Don't be telling people to STFU

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blades_dont_need_reloading wrote:
Prophet, behave.
Don't be telling people to STFU

STFU.

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Heh.
I never made a 'I'm new' thread, and I've managed to stick around so far.
It's only been a couple of months (I think, I don't do MM/DD/YYYY dating. DD/MM/YYYY is much more logical)

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<MEGA H1>NO U. </mega>

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(I think, I don't do MM/DD/YYYY dating. DD/MM/YYYY is much more logical)

Great Britain?

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<MEGA H1>NO U. </mega>

I thought you'd actually failed until I saw the XMP's.

And yeah, DD/MM/YYYY FTW.

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What, as if mega H1 exists?

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What, as if mega H1 exists?

Yeah, I was like "LOOOOOOOOOOOOL" but then I was all "...darn and blast."

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Yeah. Although, since we lost all our power in the lead up to and after effects of WW2, I think it's more accurate to be the United Kingdom.
Although we have a queen, Ireland and Scotland both want dominion...
Perhaps Britania would be most accurate?

Yeah. Britain! Woo.

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Also Prophet
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Hooray for mega H1

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Don't make lies with you're "tinypic hosting"
It is clearly a pikcha.

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The colour clone on mspaint is hopeless, it didn't even come out with the same colour as our default.

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What do you mean tinypic hosting?
it's text, go on- click on it...

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0:42. Now there's a british beard.
And Sash? Try to remember 1:18.
=P

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What do you mean tinypic hosting?
it's text, go on- click on it...

NO U.

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I win Prophet.

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You "win"?
YOU "WIN"?!!?!

I REFUSE TO ACCEPT DEFEAT.

AUSTRALIA ALWAYS WINS.

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Because we steal your stuff*

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That image could have been deemed as offensive Prophet.
Boo ya.
Also, nice line DR yeah Australia, bunch o' thieves.

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blades_dont_need_reloading wrote:
That image could have been deemed as offensive Prophet.
Boo ya.
Also, nice line DR yeah Australia, bunch o' thieves.

Totes hate you guys SOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH.
not really, but still, stfu.

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Right.
I think this is enough picking on Australia for now.
What did you ever do?
Except stealing chickens.

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What did you ever do?
Except stealing chickens.

I stole an apple once.

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