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http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp

Somebody from the CDC thought it would be pretty funny to post this article up, considering all of that 5/21/11-bologna. I LOL'd.

Capn774- more badass than going back in time and kissing your own mother at the "Enchantment Under the Sea" dance... wait a second, that's not badass! That's just plain weird!

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Haha that's great!

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I said in my plan that your zombie plan should be set up for other types of emergency situations. Mine is set up for everything besides tornado/hurricane situation, even floods. My house is on a huge hill, so in the event of a flood, my house is best of all in my family. Although, I don't think I'd need a moat full of sodium carbite in the event of a flood, but hey.

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i read that aready thought about postin it
glad someone did

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Seriously? What is it about this site that is so funny to Hindi?
GO AWAY SPAMBOT.

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If only there was a user that lurked on-and-off for the 9 hours a day when no other users are on, who was also a moderator.

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If only there were two, covering between their lurking hours most of the hours of the day, due to maybe around 9 hours time difference.

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You guys really cant tolerate spam.

I mean a moderator will get to it, most sites I frequent have some spam there and it isnt taken care of immediately but a moderator does get to it within a day or so.

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I don't have the time to wait around having time for some completely harmless thing that hasn't had any impact on my life!

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I would hate to see you on a site that has a larger forum where spam occurs more than here.

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IT'S STILL THERE AND IT'S BEEN HOURS!

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It's not that the spam is affecting me personally, it's that we have 5 moderators and none of them are ever online to do their job.
Why should they be moderators when there are other users who are on for most of the day; most days?

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prophet wrote:
It's not that the spam is affecting me personally, it's that we have 5 moderators and none of them are ever online to do their job.
Why should they be moderators when there are other users who are on for most of the day; most days?

DON'T FUCKING THINK I DON'T KNOW HOW TO BAKE A MEAN-ASS CHERRY PIE, YOU WOLLONGONG WRANGLER. I'LL TIE YOUR SHOELACES INTO A DRAGON THAT WILL BITE YOUR BALLS OFF. YOU HEAR ME? BITE YOUR FREAKING BALLS OFF.
AND ANOTHER THING- SINCE WHEN DO WE CARE WHETHER OR NOT PEOPLE CROSS THEIR '7'S? IT'S INSIGNIFICANT IN THE GRAND SCHEME OF THINGS.

But not really, because that would be weird.

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HOLY SHIT, JUSTIN'S BACK!

Don't ever leave.

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When it comes to moderating spam, I'm as useless as a bucket of turds. But read these words with true feeling, comrade- I will ALWAYS be there to throw out something absolutely useless. Unless MeganFoxes_BF starts posting again, in which case I'll murder his account and eat its babies.

But not really, because that would be weird.

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It's nothing personal or anything, it's just that you, Kuma and Vixie, and now Blades, hardly ever log on :(

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Earn a counterterrorism Degree Pay As You Go! Start in July.

In other news, I'll start posting/moderating more regularly now. Prophet guilt-tripped me. With guilt-tripwire.

But not really, because that would be weird.

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YAY now extend that over to Kuma. He hasn't been on in over 5 months I believe.

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YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!
There's spam on this plan, I've been holding on to that one for a while now.

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That's interesting. I killed him.

But not really, because that would be weird.

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...yaaaay?

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Yeah, sounds about right. Good night, don't let Stalin decimate you.

But not really, because that would be weird.

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I'll try, but you know how he is after a few drinks...

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He's Russian, he can hold it.

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Oh, I thought we were talking about my dog.

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Were we now?

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I lied, I don't have a dog.

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Fooled me thrice.

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do you have a cat?

The diffrence between intelligence and wisdom.

Intelligence will tell you what rain is and wisdom tell's you to get out of it.

HEY HEY LISTEN! LISTEN LISTEN HEY LISTEN!

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Yeah, I've got a cat.

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I also have a cat and felt left out.

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prophet wrote:
Yeah, I've got a cat.

Scat the cat, you tried playing battleships with him.

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You named a cat scat?

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Yeah, because it rhymes.

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I was naming my friend's cats before, and named one of them RATATATATATATTATATATATAT, after the noise it'd make in a lawn-mower, and the other one SPLAT.
They also rhyme with cat.

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Hat?
Pat?
Sat?
Fat?
Doormat?

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Chocolate?

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cockolate?

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Schokolade?

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NO MORE HINDI JOKES FFS.
SPAMBOT DIE.

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