I was just brainstorming zombie plans this morning when i relized that it was really cold outside. Besides the bewilderment of 30 below weather in southern TX i thought of how much i'd be royaled if the hordes of the undead stormed my front door.
So i ask what would you do if freakish weather phenomena acompanied the arrival of the undead? 
iam the one that flew over the cuckoos nest.
Well tornadoes are the last thing to happen in New Jersey, so cross that off of the list. Same goes for earthquakes.
-heavy rain (lol l4d2 pun)
-uh... it gets really hot?
Well it's New Jersey; we're in the Appalachian Mountains.
Well I think in washington all what will hapen to the undead is they will get drenced, maybe fall in the rivers or wonder into the canal heck a bunch of trees might fall on them or they will freeze their undead asses off.
we might have a nuclear winter if their nuclear zombies or something.
and here in aus its either rain or sun. no tornados, earthquakes (minor tremors very rarely) or gale force hurricanes.
but we're in a massive ass drought at, -.-
If it's winter then it'll be fairly cold, well normally, this years a Santa Anna so it's not insanely cold, I live only 20 miles/minutes from the cascade mountain range, so I'm practically on it. It wouldn't bee anydifferent than normal, unless a volcano erupted.
Nothing suprises me anymore.So i dont know.But what would be funny as shit to see is someone doing a drive-by on zombies in a smart car.
When I still lived in Red Lake Ontario, it was not uncommon to have a -50 celcius week. It sucks often times, but me and my fatie, fatung, Oma and Opa would go ice fishing, so, it can't be impossible to survive. Other than the cold, and the wild animals (frequent) we have little else to worry about. Which is what I am used to. I have never had to spend more than a week camping in the winter, but when I got picked up (it was a class project) I was snoozing in my shelter with a full belly of fish. So, if I can do that, I am sure that I could live in Labrador.
-50 thats pretty cold, do you like live inside a bear? which lives in a bigger bear? Which lives in a penguin? Which has central heating?
but NY is a pain in the ass it almost cold enough to get frost bite and its hot enough to get heat stroke, it doesnt really get bad droughts at least i dont think so but we can get a shitload of snow, thats kidna rare though unless your upstate but it does happen
Here in Bristol, weather is kinda plain for us. Some rain here, no more than 8 inches of snow if I'm lucky, not very hot, either.
No tornadoes, earthquakes, avalanches, etc happens here, so, no random weather phenomena would occur. It would be nice to see the annoying bitch neighbor next door get eaten, so I hope the weather stays that way. Of course, I'd have them dead before they could lerch/run/sprint wetf it decides to do. I want my neighbor to get eaten, but not try to eat me in return...actually, scratch that, Zombie Apocalypse, that bitch is mine.
Here in the UK it's quite newyorkish. Frostbite winters, heatstroke summers, but no matter what, theres always enough rain to drown an elephant, well sometimes snow.
ROFLMAO
Ghost successful i can now stop hiding my wallet from blades
Poseidon is the thief on this site, your wallet is safe from me.
iam the one that flew over the cuckoos nest.
I'am not completely sure what you mean but i think you may be useing this saying incorrectly
Why have you said this twice in a row?
because iam the one that flew over the cuckoos nest (hint: its a movie reference)
?!?
Throw me a freggin bone here!
If he's crazy, what does that make you?
thats the tagline i think
A quick visit to wikipedia.
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest is 1975 film about R.P. McMurphy, a petty criminal who has been sentenced to a relatively short prison term but has been transferred to a mental institution. Upon his arrival, he rallies the patients to take on the oppressive Nurse Mildred Ratched. The film was the first to win all five major Academy Awards (Best Picture, Actor in Lead Role, Actress in Lead Role, Director, Screenplay) since 1934.
I wouldn't have guessed that...
No, I live in a normal house, with an out door wood fired furnace. It is a normal Bush house for the area, and it does get a little chilly in here, but we normals just tough it out..... Who in the gods good name would live in a bear?
I lived in a bear once.
Wasn't too pleasant
I lived in a bear for a while... But then I left to go get some food, and when I came back, someone else jacked my bear. However, I'm sure they didn't use the proper entrance etiquette and the bear probably just ate them and walked away. Great.
i lived in a bucket before. nuff said
dude assides from the wind here its not bad at all, but blades your gonna be fucked!
I'm gonnw be fucked?
better hope not by a man...
Haha
LOLOLOLOOLLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
I just realized how funny that was.
wow.....uber wierd.... lol.
I lived in a room the size of 2 walk in closets for about 4 years, im not joking.
so.... now you're out of the closet?
lolwut?
Lol, it's ok, Posiedon, the girls will still love you, lol
oh youse guys are asses
It's ok. It's only the internet.
I like the internet.
When I was in college, I oppted for the cheapest possible room in residence I could. As it turned out, siad room was 5x8 with a steel door that was 2 foot wide (yes i had to step in side ways) I had half a single bed, a 1 square foot desk, than i put my mini fridge behind the bed, on top of that I put my micro wave oven, and on top on that was my t.v. I used my bed as a chair (as did my guests) and it sucked cuz girls were like : "Take me home with you!" And I would look at em and tell em, "there is no room for you... can we go to your place?" Very few took this well and I would have to show them, than they laughed and agreed to take me home. It was a very, very cramped 2 years. (I took mining after welding)
P.S My mini fridge was my own bar, I had it filed to the brim with beer and whiskey an vodka. Along with some mix of course.
Very nice! Although my mini-fridge would just have orange juice and Bawls Guarana in it.
My mini fridge would be full of um bongo and strawberry jelly (not jam)
mine would be full of porn and Vodka, Methinks Porn Will Be A Good Barter Chip During The Apocolypse :D
Chilled porn?
Porn rots the mind and poisons the soul.
Every time you watch porn a puppy dies
so i've just downloaded 654 porn pics..
Lalalalaaaa
That's a lot of deceased canines
serves them right!
Serves them right for what? Being cute?
So what your saying is that puppies are delicious to consume on Wednesdays only?
I have come here to chew bubblegum, and kick ass.
And I'm all out of bubblegum.
I'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your neck.
-Duke Nukem.
Um, yeah, Beer is better than porn, it does not kill puppies when you use it! LOL
Seriously though.
I dunno
This post is kinda dead now
yeah
porn is good though
yeah
So, yeah.
Just watch porn in moderation, try to save the puppies...
yeah.....laterz