Last night I dreamed that I kept driving around a parking lot so I could find a place to park because I saw an awesome cowboy hat lying on the ground in said parking lot.

my dreams would scare you guys there really bad so im not going to tell ya'll

Oh I definitely want to hear it now Vix!
Try to take a nap and report back!! lol
I didn't know you were a cowboy Kuma.

I've got a bit of a subconscious cowboy complex, but I hide it well. Actually most people think I'm from Europe or New England when they talk to me. Really, the only let ons are that I ride a motorcycle, like westerns and I wear a cowboy hat when it rains.

Ok, in another thread I told you guys about this. I had an iPhone with an app called "Get Thar!" And when I opened it, the phone's camera turned on. The screen had a little yellow dot on the middle, and when I hit 'Get Thar!' I got surrounded in a blinding column of light and then appear wherever I put the dot. WOWZA

I just woke up from a nightmare. I should remind you I don't usually get those.
It started off innocently enough. I was in a restaurant with my family and I was trying to decide if I wanted to put Barbeque sauce or Tabasco on my steak. Then some skater punks with combat boot heelies went rolling by and bumped me, spilling stuff. Then the dream cut to an over the shoulder view of a teenage girl confronting her mother about her abusive behavior towards her and her brother. The whole thing culminated in the girl lighting the house ablaze and locking her mother inside. Then my dream cut to me, walking in the shallow part of a river. I was doing a wildlife documentary on known man eater Metarana Cancu (fictional). The only way to keep it calm is to feed it a certain type of seaweed. I was walking along, talking about something or other, when suddenly I realized that most of the seaweed I was feeding it had stuck to my hand. The creature rose up out of the water a little bit, going after the seaweed. Then the creature maneuvered out in front of me and was coming straight for me. All I could do to keep it from devouring me was to shove my seaweed covered hand in it's gaping maw. I slowly felt it's teeth closing around my hand.

Then I woke up.

Kuma that's horrid. Did you eat before bed? I usually have nightmares if I eat high protein foods too late at night or msm passed 2:30pm ish.
Was the monster something your imagination created or is it a fictional creature in mythology?

And Justin! I don't even know wtf to say. lol Get thar?! You say it lock a troo Teaixin.
I wish I had that app though. Sounds pretty hott.

Naw, I didn't eat much of anything yesterday. I think it was because I went to bed when I wasn't really tired. Normally when I go to sleep I'm too tired to dream. Last night I went to bed early because I had to get up early today. That monster thing was a creature of my own design. Imagine Ghillie but under water with a huge mouth and fangs.

*sniffle* you guys are really mean to me *sniffle*

Damn you're quick

Bow chicka bow wow!

fuck the dream last night was so bad i woke up shaking...

cake you dont wont to know...there is one word to describe it...blood

*snicker* Ghille smh
TELL US VIX!!!! We need to know. It'll help us to prepare better for a horrible disaster or outbreak.

...I am! Take off the damn leaf suit, Ghille!!

Wow. You tell HIM to take off the leaf suit, but you didn't get upset at MY ghillie suit picture.

I have lower expectations for you Justi ...kidding! ^^
I consider you to be in the military, so it's only right that you wear it around and get comfy in it sometimes.

maybe later...probally not

I had a peacful dream.. It was a sunny day and I walked into a cafe and all my friends where there from rolos past and rolos eve...It was a good day untill... I was gavin a scene right out of the matrix. Decaf Nondecaf.... I chose nondecaf amd all of a suddon all my friends became all my nightmares and fears Clowns, my special ed teacher, and KING MICHEL MOOR! and the rest where aten by the jawas. I ran to my Datsun Z and the door wouldn't work on both sides! and the trunk was locked tight and the whole thing turned into prowl from the 80's transformers and chased me. I ran like hell then as soon as I yelled PORTAL OPEN! which in my dreams it sorta ends like that nothing happend and all of a suddon I was in a sandstorm I awoke coughing, hot, and nearly freaking out.

last night was horrible..this might sound chessy but trust me it was so not fun

it stared with me and i think my yonger brother colton and my grandma..this chick she was cut up and bloody it was one of cltons friends and they came into the house and started freaking out and stuff(it was a zombie dream) well i dont really remember but i know i ended up on the floor and the thing looking at me fromt he kitchen and my brother hes 12 hidding on the other side on the wall in the hall the "zombie" couldent see him. It ran towd me and he takeled it and i grabed my cell phone which is what i was trying to get out of the living room befor we left the house. Well we got out of the house me my brother and everything but as we were heading to the car which my grandma was in he got attacked he dident make it to the car...
I got in the car and we left driving down the road there were stuned people everywere..people with blood on them. my grandmother saw my dad and stoped (STUPID) well he was covered in blood and when he tryed to eat my face threw the car window we speed off. He chased up and idk why but the road was ungodlly curvy and like on a cliff with stone walls on each side of the raod...My grandma i swear int he dream was driving like the best raiser in the world..
Idk why but we went to this house and got out it was "Safe" and we were sitting in this room and there was a second weird looking floor i cant exsplane it. It was room that had all the walls facing the room we were in open so you could climb up to them if you had a latter or fall off them into this dinning room we were in (weird) Well my friend Chrz came in and she was like disoriented and stuff but looked happy and she set down and i looked at her and she was bit..I said something and she was like "Its a gift" and some other stuff and riped a chunk out of my grandmothers neck. Chrz knew what she was doing. Well me and like 3 other of my friends climbed up into the creepy room i talked about befor and watched as people in the room below died. Some others also said it was a gift. Well then after a while it was just me and my friends alive and chrz we knew she was alve becouse we heard her talking and stuff and waling around knowing what she was doing. She was the only one down in the other room now the rest were dead. I went from one room to the other looking for a wepond to kill her. Found a ice pick. Well There were 3 rooms on the creepy level we were at and me and my friends were in the first watching chrz and then she dissapeared into the next room and i went ont eh weird level we were at the the third room and she was there sitting aginst the wall... My friends screamed behind me and my dude friend dustin yelled for me to run becouse i was the one she wonted. She jumped and we fell out of the room and down into the lover level onto i think a chouch or chair or something. She was on top of me snarling and snapping at me trying to kill me or change me or something...then i felt the ice pick poking into my side i griped it with my hand then...I woke up

How vibrant are the colors in your dreams? The first time I found out everyone doesn't dream in black and white or muted shades was when I was describing a Jackie O style outfit i wore in a dream and my friend Ash asked me what color it was. I was like... you dream in color?
Vix dream might just give me night mares if i reread this before bed. lol

My dream was a zombie one (cake mine are like yours but hints of red kinda like the new red faction) and I was alon and pretty horrified because I am a kid I was in the corner of my rooom and they were pounding on my door and windows.Then my door and windows broke at once and all of them swarmed me and just kept biting and clawing me untill I woke up.I was freaked and sleep deprived for two more days hoping I wouldn't have the same dream.

SEE i told you and that one is not even a bad one..its in color everything is in color you can see the red of the blood or the blue of the eyes of your friend as he dies..

Ahh!! Another weird dream last night!!

In the dream I dated a guy from this YZP Forum. (must mean I spend too much time here)
Anyway, we hung out in the library alot, bc it was our favorite place to *play*
Then we broke up bc he heard his old gf wanted him back and he became a player
Then I went on a family vacay for some reason (no transition r anything, I was just in the car) And I watched the car in front of us fall off the cliff.
It was the same car Lois Lane drove off the cliff in Superman, but not so reddish pink. Maybe like a muted pink GTO.
Then I watched the ppl scream on the way down and I couldn't do anything to help them.

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN PPL!!!!!

i had a dream that i got in a terrible car crash and died, and on friday i got in a small car crash and my car was totaled =( sux....

OMG VERO!!! It was a premonition! You're psychic. Are you okay??!

That sucks...
I had a dream that I got called to fight forest fires caused by Mt. St. Helens erupting.

So thats were you were vixie

Anyway one time my friends like pushed me into a pool like fully clothed. It was like 3 AM so i was like fuck it and i went to sleep at like the deep end. I woke up at like the same place where i fell asleep like 6 hours later. my friends were like "WTF man you slept while swimmin your like fuckin neptune" and i was like "No im like poseidon" And they were like "Why" And i was like " Cause neptune is to close to uranus." And now you know!

I had a (day)dream not so long ago that the major members of YZP we're alltogether and we were rocking those zombie's (bow chicka bow wow) And then we made smores and then Justin set his on fire then he started to cry and then kuma had to comfort him and cake got bit but we poured some olive oil into the wound and it got the virus out or something and vixie came and she was all like "Omg zombies are coming" And we were like whatever so then zombies came and then blure came and IP banned thier asses but he got bit and like morph and sunray left and never came back (o.0) and so then vixen came with nick from L4D2 and some shit happened then somehow we ended up at best buy so we were dickin around then i realized "Where are we gettin the electricity from" and it went out so i was like aww then blades offered us scones and we were like "Where the fuck did you get those" And he said "Oh at the british bakery or something." Then more shit happened, Justin is still crying, 60 percent of cakes blood is now replaced with olive oil and blure came back but he left to go work on something which i still dont know fully. And a bunch more shit happened but then my dog licked me on my leg and snapped me out of my daydream.

All the way until blure IP banning them was in a dream i had and the rest was the continuation of that dream that i had earlier today when i was daydreaming

I dont dream often but when i do it is quite epic One time i had a dream where i had a bar fight with mozart, thomas edison, Teller, Adam and jamie from mythbusters some sumo wrestlers.

Fucked up shit

you left out Mern.
Thanks for trying to cure me instead of just killing me. i heart you Ghillie.

Kumapedia reminds me of Adam from Mythbusters. before I saw his pic, I imagined he'd resemble each other.

That hat actually belongs to my bro, I borrowed it just for that pic. My new hat on the other hand...

...is a fedora.

My other other other other hat. I have three fedoras and one wide brimmed cowboyish hat that I got last month to keep the rain off.

ugh! I hate umbrellas. I like to wear cute trent coats. Umbrellas tend to be so gloomy and they make you look like a fool when it windy. I just kinda dodge the rain and skip through it with my head down. Unless I'm walking a far distance. Then I guess I'll need it. I'm still searching for thee perfect cheerful umbrella.

Kumz, wouldn't that destroy the hat eventually?

ah okay that explanes it lol
for some reason i dont dreem any moa :(
its not fun but i hardly sleep as it is god damn laptop
atm im in the navy barricx in devenport, tonight me and da bros are going to hit the town and drink like..... well like salers

hey Kwik, let me hold your V card before you go out. I promise I'll keep it safe!

lol havnt had one of those in 6 years lol

okay it's down to Kuma or Ghillie. . .
I probably won't need to convince Ghillie too much and he look like he'd be so0o0o0oo much fun.
...however, I do like a challenge and Kumapedia is pretty knowledgeable.

ghilliy still has his? WTF

I pretended to take it, but i really don't know. He lives in New York which is very far from where I am.

Cory the survivor and Williams091479

Well, I'm definitely a challenge. So far I haven't met a single woman in my area that is up to my standards, single, and not too young.

I remember Cory. I didn't know he was a firefighter. yum I must remember that so I can harass him.

kumz just say ur a firefighter and sweep her off her feet man

Kuma is a firefighter. And an EMT. And!! He's thinking about becoming a doctor in the military.

Not how I roll, I don't want it to be that easy. If it aint hard (difficult you pervs) it aint worth it.

Kuma really doesn't have to try too hard with me.
...we shall never be.

Sorry cake, I'm just too old fashioned. I'm like the benignly racist grandfather, or the pollution spewing old car. I don't mean any harm by it, it's just the way I am.

Kuma it's too late at night for your smart ppl metaphors. All I got from that was something about old fashion racism.
...oh my God! I'm going to have nightmares tonight! I can feel it!!

Oh noes! Please, no nightmares for Kacie!

What I'm saying is, in the words of Popeye the Sailor "I am what I am, and that's all that I am" and what I am, is old fashioned. I just think too much.