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Not sure if there is a topic about this yet, so I'll give it a go.

The question is do you really want zombies? If so, please explain.
Or, do you not want zombies, also please explain.

I personally want zombies because, THEY'RE FREAKING AWESOME! I WANNA SLICE SOME HEADS OFF, AND LIVE OFF OF CANNED FOOD! GRRR MANLY STYLE! Lol, yea I want zombies.

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I want to be prepared for any large scale disaster/political upheaval/societal collapse and theorizing about zombies seemed to be the most entertaining. Between those three things and zombies, hell yes I would want the zombies. In all honesty I don't think a zombie apocalypse would ever happen even if a means did exist because that would mean a large number of people seriously dropping the ball. The true fun of this site, and any other zombie related material for that matter, occurs under the suspension of disbelief. I might be saying zombies, but in the back of my head I'm thinking about dystopian bandits, like in mad max. Or a rogue faction of the military. My strategy would change a little bit, but not a whole lot.
Now, do I want society to collapse in this manner? That isn't a simple question. On one hand, no I don't and I don't see why anyone would. Your talking about hundreds of millions of people dying and the very fabric of society breaking down.
On the other hand, yes. think that the earth is becoming over populated and its people are becoming soft. At least in the "civilized" nations. We need to thin our population because as things stand, we're pretty much spitting in the face of natural selection. In fact, we may even see a divergence of the species in the future because, and excuse me for saying this, genetically inferior people are surviving to procreate, and they are doing so with other genetically inferior people. Like in the movie idiocracy. In this scenario the fat, the stupid, the weak and the infirm would all, or mostly, be wiped out. Leaving mostly people that have positive traits to bring to the table.

In conclusion, zombie apocalypse = bad for society, good for the human species if they survive.

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To be completely blunt, YES. I do want a zombie apocalypse. Why? So that I can:
A. Get out of school
B. Not have to put up with idiots
C. Get to shoot things
D. Take what I want
E. Help people
F. Have an excuse to burn stuff down
G. Become a hard-core bad-a
H. Learn to sleep with my eyes open... *tear*

But not really, because that would be weird.

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welll in a twisted way yah yah i do wont them

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Well i was going Too Say Some Things About Social Structure And Naturel selection... But Kuma Beat Me Too It..
Agree With Kumapedia..
But.. Becaus eof the Social Structure of the world Lots of inferior people are able too mate with superior people for example.. Fat millionairs and attractive supermodels..
this is not good for the species in the long Run..
just look at the Hiltons!

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Eh, I would have to say that they're more a victim of their upbringing then anything else. I don't think they're necessarily stupid, just ignorant as all hell and too lazy to try changing that.

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Exactly.. They're build Is healthy But in ANY Life-Risking Scenario The Odds Against Them Are Stacked So High..
But its the same for Most Socially Superior People.
surviveably Retarded..

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Yeah, I want zombies, I've got a lot of steam to blow off, and I hate just about everything the average suburbanite fool stands for. In short, I guess I'm just an asshole, and I want an excuse to kill stupid people. :/ Go figure.

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At least your honest about it. After a while it gets difficult to keep ignoring the voice in your head that tells you to murder that nimrod that got you out of bed at 3 in the morning because he can't tell the difference between a flipped over truck and his headlights reflecting off of a balloon and couldn't be bothered to stop and make sure.

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s that Lazyness Or Stupidity you hate mroe then? XD

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That's a tough one because I am guilty of my fair share of both. I would have to say lazyness because when I get lazy, I tend to get pretty stupid too. To give you an idea, I was too lazy to apply for scholarships or work hard in school, so now I am spending almost every cent I make on school and gasoline.

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Hehe i'm more of a Hater on Stupidity Since Thats my Only Real Problem..
sometimes things dont click and i say things that later.. could have been totally avoided and not made me look Retarded (:

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I hate inconsiderate people. I want to throw them all in a pit. Full of vipers.

Pit vipers.

But not really, because that would be weird.

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no...vipers are over rated

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Throw them in a pit with me... way more deadly.

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i agree with that

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When I say pit vipers, I MEAN PIT VIPERS.

It's my own damn fantasy, don't ruin it! :)

But not really, because that would be weird.

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But I'm WAY more deadly and poisonous Justin! Actually... Would you mind digging a pit and throw some vipers in there?

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Yes. Survival of the fittest is my kind of game.

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Irraticater wrote:
Yes. Survival of the fittest is my kind of game.

The words spoken by a true master of "Killing Floor".

My respects to you, good Tre.

But not really, because that would be weird.

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Hell No! I do not want zombies! I'm just getting over my fear of vampires...

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Cake wrote:
Hell No! I do not want zombies! I'm just getting over my fear of vampires...

Just read Twilight. You'll laugh at how remarkably stupid vampires are and not have to worry about them again!

Until the zombie apocalypse. Because most vampires are undead, so they'll probably be the Lieutenants...

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Reading it might help me a tad bit more. Thanks for the advice.

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Irraticater wrote:
Cake wrote:
Hell No! I do not want zombies! I'm just getting over my fear of vampires...

Just read Twilight. You'll laugh at how remarkably stupid vampires are and not have to worry about them again!

Until the zombie apocalypse. Because most vampires are undead, so they'll probably be the Lieutenants...


Dammit, why do you always have to find something worse for me to worry about?!

But not really, because that would be weird.

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justindude28 wrote:
Irraticater wrote:
Cake wrote:
Hell No! I do not want zombies! I'm just getting over my fear of vampires...

Just read Twilight. You'll laugh at how remarkably stupid vampires are and not have to worry about them again!

Until the zombie apocalypse. Because most vampires are undead, so they'll probably be the Lieutenants...


Dammit, why do you always have to find something worse for me to worry about?!

¯\(º_o)/¯

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ROFLMAO...copter
how kewt! the little guy is shrugging his shoulderz.

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no i dont not. im very happy with my life right now. and justin your prediction failed. im ready for any disaster though. natural or man made. and supposedly fire's the only way to kill a vamp

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Cake wrote:
ROFLMAO...copter
how kewt! the little guy is shrugging his shoulderz.

Cake, it's not shrugging. Those lines are its ARMS. Because it's a ZOMBIE.

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS

But not really, because that would be weird.

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no, no it's shrugging.
The last thing you asked him was "Dammit, why do you always have to find something worse for me to worry about?!"
And ya boi was like I dunno ¯\(º_o)/¯

HA! Your friend is kicks.

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Cake wrote:
no, no it's shrugging.
¯\(º_o)/¯

Um...... Yeah.... I don't think your shoulders go above your head when you shrug. Also, his shoulders look like bowling balls. And why are his eyes all funny looking?

Trey, clear this up for us. Is it a zombie (yes) or is it a shrug (no, it is not)?

But not really, because that would be weird.

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1. It's a cartoon.
2. I didn't draw it.
c. The cartoon was a response to your question meaning "i dunno" not "uhm, zombie"

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Cake wrote:
1. It's a cartoon.
2. I didn't draw it.
c. The cartoon was a response to your question meaning "i dunno" not "uhm, zombie"

You are just jealous of my sexyness.

*EDIT! I just noticed, you wrote: 1, 2, C. not 1, 2, 3, or A, B, C, but 1, 2, C. Way to go.

But not really, because that would be weird.

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Gratz. You're the first person who's noticed that. I got it from Kevin's older brother Buzz in "Home Alone I".

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justindude28 wrote:

Trey, clear this up for us. Is it a zombie (yes) or is it a shrug (no, it is not)?

It's a shrug.

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its a bunch of lines that make a shrugging zombie

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Vixie wrote:
welll in a twisted way yah yah i do wont them

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welll in a twisted way yah yah i do wont them

ha ha ha i agree

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well thank you someone does

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Nooo! eauxmigosh! You're going to speak it into existence.
Then I'll really need to start digging that 2 mile pit of death doom for the zeds to fall in.
(I'm thinking fire ants and pit vipers)
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it'd be interesting...target practice, hehe! one little, two little, three headless zombie-goons, four little, five little, six headless zombie-goons, seven little, eight little, nine headless zombie goons, ten million more to go!

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haha i like that

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Ya I personal would like a zombie infection on the world. Mainly to see if my zombie plans would ever work and to go to Disney Land with no long lines.

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Disney WORLD is where it's at, yo

But not really, because that would be weird.

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Every them park has insanely long lines, unless you have a strait to the front pass. Most of the time my family does
I jumped off a roof the other day......

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Zombies represent the return of an old frontier and freedom. survivors and zombies might as well be cowboys and indians. so yes I would like to not necissarily use the freedom too drastically but I would like to have it.

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ugh! no no no!
No Zombieeeees!

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I would set up zombie races for a piece of meat and have 2 zombies fight for it to the undead dead?... dead undead?... death undead?... undead death?. I think the last one is right.

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Yay! the 2012 winter Olympic Zombie Games!

But not really, because that would be weird.

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you know what im bored so that is a sigh that you know ZOMBIES should get on with it and go RAWR on the world

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...still, NO! ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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you know what im bored so that is a sigh that you know ZOMBIES should get on with it and go RAWR on the world

agreed, boredom is even more deadly than undeath, as far as I'm concerned.

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NOOOOOOO!!!! You'll always have your herbals in times of boredom, Jim! ...and still no zeds for me thanks

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