I am 16.
I live in Somerset, south west England.
(I do not Oo-ar, own a farm, tractor or drink Cider.)
I began formulating my plan after reading Max Brook(all praise be unto him)'s Zombie Survival Guide.
I am currently in the break between school and sixth form.
(I will be studying Physics, Sociology, History and English literature)
I am currently 9 pages into my zombie novel...
And expect to be there for a long time. I never feel it's worth doing, even thought I've been told it's great.
(No, I will not show you- but if it gets published, I'll do free advertising for YZP)
I have recently started growing Bonsai trees. My largest sapling is called Leeroy (as in Jenkins).
I haven't spoken to my mother in 5 years. So feel free to make all "Yo' Momma" jokes you can.
I never type 'lol' if it can be avoided. Chances are I will never 'laugh out loud' at anything that requires me to reply with such nonsence.
I don't like football. (the kind with the foot and the ball, or the kind with hands and eggs)
I have a Ps3, and had a 360. I will not say which is better. I am/was DepressedRacoon on both.
I mainly read Terry Pratchett. So if I make any references to him or Douglas Adam's work, fear for my soul and ignore them.
I am a fierce athiest.
I'm a bit of a douche.
I am actually a Lord, I own a plot of land in the scottish highlands.
And that's all I can think to write.
(edit) I own a Bearded Dragon (technically a Lawson's Lizard) Called Sid Adrian Vicious [After Sid Vicious and Adrian Edmonson], and a Cat called Gizzy. My brother has a cat called Archie.
Hate me if you will, I've tried to balance it out.
Welcome to the site Lord Racoon
I purchased a mini Bonsai tree last year, the water here is too hard and it died :(
I am currently in the break between school and sixth form.
(I will be studying Physics, Sociology, History and English literature)
Physics-Awesome
Sociology-Mind numbing
History-Mind numbing at AS (Women's suffrage and such)
English Literature-What is wrong with you? Lang>Lit
And that, is sixthform.
Also, if you have sixthform socials and someone offers you anything-at all. Do not take it...
They didn't offer Lang where I'm going.
And history, we'll be doing the Russian Revolution and post war britain.
So I think I'll be fine.
Hmm. I think there's only 1 sixth form in Somerset.
So to avoid a google search, I'll be going to Sexey's sixth form.
Good luck findin me with an out of date picture and the sixth form I'm going to.
(Prophet is not allowed to help)
This is a trap
If I google this, Mi5 will want my computer for inspection...
I swear to god. Notice the possesive apostrophe?
It was named after Hughe Sexey. I shat a brick when I heard about it.
I am afraid too google it.
fine!
My location is safe forever!
Mwaha.
at least... I hope it's a real sixth form.
They seemed to have a few too many riding crops on the open day, and i didn't see many horses.
*gulp*
Ah well. 16 counts as legal!
Woohoo for Britain.
(and everyone would be 16 by the time they go to 6th form. My friend turns sixteen on the 22nd of August, so he's cutting it close)
Right. I'm off to bed. It's 11:15 according to Greenwich (although why Greenwich in particular is important I don't know), Good night all. See you tomorrow, after my graduation.
In the good old days, they calculated time at the Royal observatory in Greenwich...
I guess it stuck
Farewell...
good to see another Atheist here, because everyone will be thinking "fucking god" when the zombies show up........ original zombie JESUS
Do you mind if I interrupt you chaps and say this quick line?
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Thank-you.
True words of wisdom there MSS.
HI DEPRESSED RACOON!! :D
hello there i do not remember if i have said hi to you yet offically or not?.?.?.?.
zombie book...good luck with that :)
Physics ugh i hate this subject... :/
Athiest huh to each there own i respect that
Yeah, you said hi to me on my profile when I first signed up.
And really, if you believe a zombie virus is possible, how can you still believe in a god?
Let alone the atrocities done in his name and the natural suffering in place anyway?
But lets save conversion for when the zombies are here.
And really, if you believe a zombie virus is possible, how can you still believe in a god?
When hell is full, the dead will roam the earth...
If God is benevolent, then why does he allow evil to exist?
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent.
Is God able, but not willing?
Then he is malevolent.
Is God both able and willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is God neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God?
That's pretty much why I'm an atheist. If god exists, he's too much of a douche to deserve to be god.
Kira-Light Yagami is MY god <3
Whatever that is, stop stealing it.
Well played.
It's the only play I've got.
Eventually I'll be like the England football team, and that play won't work and I'll be doomed.
Ah well. THIEF!
If anyone deserves to be a god, it's Hugh Laurie with Morgan Freeman's voice.
But Hugh Laurie is totes uggers.
HOW DARE YOU.
I would turn Gay for Hugh Laurie. In Blackadder OR House.
He's...
Just awesome.
Blackadder, yeah, but now he's all old and wrinkly and old saggy ballsack just doesn't cut it for me these days.
*sigh*
I've been watching House for so long that his original voice sounds weird.
Kinda annoying when one of the best British actors ev4r goes over to Yank-ville, fakes an accent and everyone thinks he's a yank.
Yanking Yanked Yanks!
Please can we have Hugh Laurie back?
We loved him first.
I've been watching House for so long that his original voice sounds weird.
Kinda annoying when one of the best British actors ev4r goes over to Yank-ville, fakes an accent and everyone thinks he's a yank.
Yanking Yanked Yanks!
Please can we have Hugh Laurie back?
We loved him first.
Anthony Hopkins...
Nah, the yanks can have the welsh.
And Hugh laurie goes from in Blackadder to House.
Such a range. I would ride that train straight to sexy-ville.
...back to topic. I swear I'm a womaniser, I'm only Gay for Hugh Laurie.
Pierce Brosnan...
Anyone who plays James Bond is stricken from the record.
Consider Hugh's relationship with Stephen Fry (who is also awesome), and the comedy and drama he's done.
Argument over! Talk about me, rather than Great Actors.
Hugh Laurie= win. So STFU.
Ty.
HEY, YOU STOLE MY ACRONYM.
NOW WHO'S THE CONVICT?
STFU.
STU.
No, you were talking to Stu. I know who Steve-o is(was- CRIKEY!), but I don't know Stu.
So STFU STU and GTFO my hemisphere
STFU Prophet
ur all insane, but who am i 2 talk
I'm now up to 15 pages, and Prophet is proofreading for me.
nice. dont forget to put in about the zombeh polar bears... its mothernatures way of getting back at us for global warming
In Brooksian zombies, Humans are the only animals to be transformed. Everything else dies when concentration of the Solanum virus reaches high enough.
So I'll stick with that.
awww... oh well. anywho, i dont think i introduced myself, i am smackie, aka the creeper, aka smackfan101 aka smackulater the calculator. how do you do?
oh and im brad aka brad
Hey Smackie and Brad.
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent.
Is God able, but not willing?
Then he is malevolent.
Is God both able and willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is God neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God?
That's pretty much why I'm an atheist. If god exists, he's too much of a douche to deserve to be god.
Hey, I'm a bit late here, but would you be upset if I tried to answer these questions? I'm testing my psychic powers.
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent.
Is God able, but not willing?
Then he is malevolent.
Is God both able and willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is God neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God?
That's pretty much why I'm an atheist. If god exists, he's too much of a douche to deserve to be god.
!!! I didn't know you were atheist!!! ME Too!!!!!
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent.
Is God able, but not willing?
Then he is malevolent.
Is God both able and willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is God neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God?
That's pretty much why I'm an atheist. If god exists, he's too much of a douche to deserve to be god.
!!! I didn't know you were atheist!!! ME Too!!!!!
I'm now up to 24 pages. But I can't write. I've brain-stalled. =(
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent.
Is God able, but not willing?
Then he is malevolent.
Is God both able and willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is God neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God?
That's pretty much why I'm an atheist. If god exists, he's too much of a douche to deserve to be god.
can i use that in a speech i have to do
I think it's a quote from Hippocrates, the ancient greek philosipher.
its kick ass anyway
Imma late but hi.
You really are late.
Fool.
Shut up! I do what I want!
OK...