I heard about this thing where if you say Candlejack, you get cut off mi
Well he kidnaps you silly
SHIT GET DOWN!!!! CANDLEJACK HAS A SNIPER RIF
Oh shit...Ghillie is dead.
UGH, THREAD NAME FAIL. He can't kidnap you until you've finished saying his name!!! The thread should have just been "Candlejack", and people would
Thank GOD Candlejack hasn't gotten me ye
Where the hell did "Candlejack" come fr
Hello would you like to increase the size your your............
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tionary
Dumb.
skip to 3:30. micheal jackson is candle ja....
Candle jack the perfect way to use an oversized device to lift your hous hold cand....
What's all this talk about Candlejack? I mean he doesn't really kidnap people that fas
FOOLISH FOOLS! If you stop saying Candlejack he won't be ab
If we stop saying Candlejack he won't be able to wha
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YOU ARE SLAUGHTERING THE MEME. Candle(youknowtherest) doesn't get you unless you say his FULL NAME. DERP. Why would Candlejack get you if you just said Candle? It doesn't
Why does Candlejack, OH GOD I SAID IT IM DOOME
REALLY OFF TOPIC BUT IMPORTANT!!!!!!
Ok so I got this badass new jacket, pretty sweet. I'm wearing it around when I spill some sauce on it. I go to clean it up but my idiot freind WIPES paper towel over it making it worse.
I tried washing it with alot of detergent but nothing happened.
My question is this, The jacket is kind of light colored, Should I use bleach?
I know bleach can be bad and it can dull jacket color but I thi
OH FUCK! He is really SCREWED! He didn't even say "Candlejack" and STILL got kidnappe
No don't use Bleach, it'll fudge it up, I suggest fabrize apolstry and pet cleaner beacuse its strong enough to remove the smell of someone that died in your chai.....
Why wont the candlejacker kill the spa.....
Wow, a Candlejack thread, how come I hav
I dunno, ask the candelja.....
Candlejack cant get me here in Austr
Candlejack can get you wherever the crap he wants to get you. Me and Candlejack are pretty tight, for the time being... Ever since I became his adopted son.
Oh, and don't say Scary Kid, or else I'll have to kidnap you/kidnap your post.
Wait, so if I say Scary Kid something bad wil
What? That's not true Scary Kid, you're ly
Candlejack??? what are you gu
Didn't you know about Candlejack? That's okay, neither did I, but y
i have no idea about candle jake i just hav
Candle Jake? I've never heard of him. He must be related to CandleJack, my best mate. Also, adoptive father.
haha vry funny :P
Scary Kid can kidnap you halfwa
Alright, this is almost definitely not the right place to post this, but Blades, what on earth is a "banging donk"?
This stuff about saying "Scary Kid" is nonsense, he wouldn't kidnap, torture and rape his frie
no no its bang kock! dumass
*cock
No, I was referring to his signature; it says "mint sig with a banging donk".
oh ... i think i spelled kock wrong ... srry ...
A banging donk makes everything better.
Yeah, I just googled it and thanks to my disabled safesearch, now I feel like cutting out my eyes, and I'm questioning my sexuality.
Put a donk on it.
Mate, put a donk on it.
kock ya still stickin wit it