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Ok.....um the reason i would have a reason to bring the bible is for fire kindlin.EHH IM NOT MUCH ON READING LOL....Besdides eberything on this website lol.

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Books is mainly for book suggestions but W/E.
I think a few of people wouldn't be too happy with hating on the Bible, but, again, W/E, IDRC.

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i don't care about wht other people think lol.i only care what i think,cuz when i think you know somethings wrong.

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My dad bet me £100 I couldn't read the new testament of the bible. I'm gonna see if he'll double that wager if I read Genesis too. Waiting till summer break to read it though, I'll have more time then :)

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Yay summer! Dude, you shouldn't burn it! Have the lord protect your ass (:

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You will care what others think when you piss them off and they end up shooting you.

When I was deployed to Iraq we had Christians, a Jew, a Muslim, and people that didnt believe in anything. However when in a group you dont go and disgrace what might be someones religion. No one burned bibles, qurans, or tanakhs, also we didnt talk crap about each others religions or disrespect anyones religion. Its no different than race, no one said crap about whites, blacks, hispanics, orientals, or native americans, there were no racial slurs or anything like that.

And in the army we had all these different religions and races fighting as one because we could control our opinions about such things, and when it came down to it those opinions didnt matter because we faced a larger threat and to even think about our pety little opinions about religion and race was silly.

So you go ahead and burn that bible or whatever you do to piss off someone of a relgion or race, I wont be surprised when that someone blows your head off because of it, its the zombie apocalypse, their familes could be missing, dead, or in danger so go ahead and throw on another stressor of you disgracing what they believe in.

Your talking about the zombie apocalypse, no law enforcement to help you out, and I am sure there are plenty of people out there that have much better training than yourself and much better weaponry then yourself.

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While I respect people and their other religions, I don't particularly like it when it's effectively forced upon me. For example, one of my teachers wrote in my leavers book something along the lines of 'may God protect and guide you always'. I think god is a nob, but I have the decency to not say anything like that in front of most christians. The only exception to this is my closest friends who don't care what I say cuz they kinda get why I hate god so much.

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1LS, are you adding that
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Thanks ND and Prophet for some sensibility in here, I know I'm not normally the most tolerant/understanding/restrained person on the topic of religion, but people like Justin and others would surely not find this appropriate.

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all i know if there is a god who punishes all the wicked i feel sorry for the major population of NEDS

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Everyone has a little wickedness in them. That's why most of the world is suffering in some way. Unlike me. I've gone way beyond suffering and am almost on a demonic level of evil I'm that pissed. No god can harm me now. I'm protected by Satan now...

I shall do this to anyone else who pisses me off ------------> zombie09

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wow didnt expect a "christian" to judge me.does it not say thou shall not judge?Yeah i was rased a christian till i was thirteen but i found it all a load of horse crap.i luagh at anyone who get affended for saying im going to burn ink and paper made by man.

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+ you gotta find me to shoot me.or hurt me.lol

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Dude if you're talking to me I'm not a Christian. I'm a Satanist, quite the opposite of a Christian. And I don't need to find you in order to harm you. I'm great at psychological torture *evil smiles*

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FYI I heard the pages of the bible makes great toilet paper. It is also good for cleaning clarinets.

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1LonelySurvivor wrote:
wow didnt expect a "christian" to judge me.does it not say thou shall not judge?Yeah i was rased a christian till i was thirteen but i found it all a load of horse crap.i luagh at anyone who get affended for saying im going to burn ink and paper made by man.

Is anyone going to ban him?
Someone please ban him.
He's filling up the forums with this senseless intolerant shit.

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Also, he has a silly name- Jesseph?
And he can't spell or use correct grammar, and tends to talk in ALLCAPS.

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Yeah, but the guy can redeem hisself.

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Oh, don't get us started on how annoying you are.

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DUDES! Stop fighting! Sure, he may be annoying and can't spell and has a stupid name, but you learn to live with people like that. Well, I've learned to live with people like that. My tollerance level of people on a scale of 1-1000 is probably about 975. Not much will piss me off when it comes to people and if you do piss me off, the majority of the time I will hate you forever. HE'S not annoying. You wanna see annoying, you come to my school and see some of the people there. Or try talking to my (recently turned ex) boyfriend's cousin's boyfriend. HE is annoying.

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You're annoying. Stop coming in here with your teen drama and unfunny anecdotes.
I don't give a shit about how you feel about your boyfriend, exs or family. Chances are I've come here either to talk about Zombies or funny things, not your OTT reactions.
And satanism? Grow up, you just look like you're playing up for attention, like a fucking toddler.
/rant.
I wonder how far I could go before getting b&?

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I talk about my life on here because I have no1 else to talk to. And you're the first to complain about it. And I don't really complain about any of you lot and the shit you talk about. The only thing I'm really offended by is the people that take the piss out of the English cuz I find it offensive. So why the sudden hatred towards me DR?

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Aw, DR is going through pubes!

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Wha... anyways, DR is offline, I'm suredxbgtywr[-bghyyyyyyyy[-9
DR is the best. Go DR. Yay.

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He's ok but that explosion of male pms was just plain mean.

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I wonder how far I could go before getting b&?

I dunno, I did that whole thing where I had that "DO A BARREL ROLL" playing on a non-stop loop and I didn't get banned.
Short of using the word "cunt" I'd be surprised if you got banhammered.

Although, do agree with MSS here, this thread should be locked and blocked.
If *I* was a moderator, I would lock this thread.

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If i was one, I'd take bribes.

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ZOMBIES MUST DIE wrote:
I talk about my life on here because I have no1 else to talk to. And you're the first to complain about it. And I don't really complain about any of you lot and the shit you talk about. The only thing I'm really offended by is the people that take the piss out of the English cuz I find it offensive. So why the sudden hatred towards me DR?

Oh, I've been slowly getting more and more annoyed and I've just decided to snap. This's YZP, not your personal blog for shit we don't care about.
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Aw, DR is going through pubes!

When're you going to finish going through the annoyings?
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Wha... anyways, DR is offline, I'm suredxbgtywr[-bghyyyyyyyy[-9
DR is the best. Go DR. Yay.

Y'know, I guess you might have been modjacked. Shame, I want to see what it was. =(
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He's ok but that explosion of male pms was just plain mean.

Good, that was the aim.

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When're you going to finish going through the annoyings?

SWISH!
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We need this stupid thread locked, needed it locked several days ago.

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i agree with the lock dont we already have a religion thread?

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i agree with the lock dont we already have a religion thread?

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Intelligence will tell you what rain is and wisdom tell's you to get out of it.

HEY HEY LISTEN! LISTEN LISTEN HEY LISTEN!

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JESUSFUCKINGCHRISTWOULDYOUJUSTCALMTHEFUCKDOWNALREADY?!!!!!!!

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who?

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Okay then, how do I get through the annoyings? Be mean to everyone except for the key people who can get you banned?

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plz lock nd/or delete.

herez a pretty picz

If you're wondering, I don't know why I've been typing like that lately it's kinda fun...

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The bible is a good book to read. Burning Jews, crucifing the wicked, feeding people to lions, all very good to read. I don't know if there is a god or not, but I like to think there is some one watching over us, keeping us all safe.

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Am I too late to the party? Damn, brought my own mixtape and everythinh

Well thread locked needless to say, Banned 1lonelysurvivor. This was not a nice thread, not nice at all.
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