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Popularized in the 80's, these knives have to be one of the most useful in the world! It's easily opened with one hand, can fold in on itself to maximize storage space, and can provide easy entertainment during the Zombie Apocalypse. Also, if you have one big enough, it could make an effective hand-to-hand combat weapon.

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I quite agree! Took me awile the first time. lol But once I managed to conquer the butterfly, I felt powerful.

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Haha exactly, I feel like a bamf with mine, but that's probably due to my (well deserved) god complex.

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Hey, guys! I am actually REALLY good with a butterfly knife. Do you want me to put a video of me doing some short flippy stuff?

Really good.

But not really, because that would be weird.

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Lol sure, sounds good. :)

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Necro-Post, but here's a video of me & mah knife.

But not really, because that would be weird.

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I've never really cared for the butterfly knives. A regular pocket knife will do the job just as well, and you're less likely to lose a finger playing with it. I see them as being novelties more then anything else, Just like switchblades. Fun to have but not terribly useful.

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I agree they are more for show then actual use. The steel is poor for one thing. It is more likely to cut you then the dead bastards. I Recommend A Buck General fixed blade Or a Cold steel trail master fixed blade Or a K-bar. Under the situation of a zombie encounter. But for a folder knife get a SOG or a CQd. Very good steel and good design and safe. At lest for you now now hold still Bobby we are just going to take a bit of the top HAHAHA zombie09

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Exactly. Cold steel makes a fine product for a good price to. I've got a cold steel Katana and while I wouldn't want to fight armored opponents with it, it is a very robust little sword. Better suited then a machete anyway, and machetes are very effective killing tools. As for knives, well a picture's worth a thousand of 'em so here's what I'm working with. It's extremely well balanced and comfortable to hold.

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A word on butterfly knifes- I would never, ever use one as a weapon because they are ridiculously impractical. However, mine is NOT made out of a crappy steel. Mine is a Benchmade, and it is 1060 Steel. Calling it crappy metal is an insult, as I paid almost $200 for the knife. Thank you, good day.

But not really, because that would be weird.

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Justin that is so awesome. I take back everything I said about you being a douche-cock-tail. You're teh man. Post the "how to" vid.

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Well for one i never specifically said that yours is made of bad steel. And benchmade makes sum nice things but most of all butterfly knives. Are made in china or Taiwan or Pakistan which all are SHIT!!!!! steel. Compared to U.S.A Germany sum Russian and sum japan steel. Now for the new question why did you spend 200$ on a butterfly knife. That you said yourself you would not use and is impractical. That is beyond me if i spend 200 dollars on a knife. You better believe that i would use it if the situation ever called for it. And it would be safe and very practical. If i wanted sum ting for entertainment use. I would get a PSP or hell a game boy. It would entertain me and there would be no risk in getting cut or sum shit. All i am saying is that you could have got yourself a great knife for that $$$$. BUT i know you have your reasons and i think that everyone is entitled to their opinion.

And thanks i have had a great day....

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You spend 200$ on a butterfly knife so that when some O g wannabe tries to mug you
you can stab him before he can realize that he's not holding a gun anymore and your not handing him your wallet

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Justin is a weaponry enthusiast. He considers his guns and knives to be far more superior than the childish plastic electronics that become outdated before you can spell the name of the console. Plus he's just a rich bitch, don't worry about his allowance.
...if you're a hater he has a full time job for you. Apply with.

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Justin is a weaponry enthusiast. He considers his guns and knives to be far more superior than the childish plastic electronics that become outdated before you can spell the name of the console. Plus he's just a rich bitch, don't worry about his allowance.
...if you're a hater he has a full time job for you. Apply with.

Cake, I think I love you.

But not really, because that would be weird.

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... Now for the new question why did you spend 200$ on a butterfly knife. That you said yourself you would not use and is impractical. That is beyond me if i spend 200 dollars on a knife... You better believe that i would use it if the situation ever called for it. And it would be safe and very practical. If i wanted sum ting for entertainment use. I would get a PSP or hell a game boy. It would entertain me and there would be no risk in getting cut or sum shit. All i am saying is that you could have got yourself a great knife for that $$$$. BUT i know you have your reasons and i think that everyone is entitled to their opinion.


1. I spent $200 on a butterfly knife because I didn't want a cheap metal one that would break. Mine will NEVER break.

2. It would be impractical in the hands of a BEGINNER. I know several combat-effective techniques with this weapon, and they ARE lethal.

3. I have more practical knifes/swords than most people HAVE knives/swords.

4. PSP's and game boy's have batteries. Batteries run out. Knives don't run out.

5. There is NO risk of "getting cut or sum shit" if you use the weapon properly.

Ok, all in all I'm not trying to chew you out. I'm trying to make a statement to ALL YZP MEMBERS that I am NO amateur with weapons. In fact, for someone of my age, I am a VERY knowledgeable person on the topic.

(rant over) :)

But not really, because that would be weird.

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I think what he was trying to say is that you can do what youvwant, but a butterfly knife wouldn't have been his first choice. Second, you can spend your money however you like, but I'm fighting zombies on a budget. Finally I don't give a damn how talented or experienced you are, everybody makes mistakes and if you forget how badly you can mess yourself up with one of those (or any other weapon for that matter) your liable to lose important appendages. Never lose respect for your weapon or it will turn on you. anyone can get cut. /rant

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HOW TO!

But not really, because that would be weird.

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I like the energy sword PJ's.

U GAY.

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You have time for knife tricks but no action figures or even a fucking shot out. Good to see you have your priorities straight now excuse me imma go cry in the corner *Sarcasm note for kuma*


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You have time for knife tricks but no action figures or even a fucking shot out. Good to see you have your priorities straight now excuse me imma go cry in the corner *Sarcasm note for kuma*

Oh yeah? Watch it again! Just the beginning... I got a shout-out for you!

But not really, because that would be weird.

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FRUCKING AWE-MAZING!!! Don't be surprised if I watch this almost 100 times. (honestly)

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Justin is a weaponry enthusiast. He considers his guns and knives to be far more superior than the childish plastic electronics that become outdated before you can spell the name of the console. Plus he's just a rich bitch, don't worry about his allowance.
...if you're a hater he has a full time job for you. Apply with.

Cake, I think I love you.

haha! swo0n lets geaux dance in a field of daisies together. (bring Drew)
Justin's actually pretty awesome I'm just the only one who can pretend he's not.

Make one about Kunai knives next! Don't forget your shout outs to Ghille.

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*sniffle* i am SO loved *crying*

But seriously that is cool i could probably easy do it since i have another very dexteritous hobby (Not that bow chicka bow wow) Im not gonna tell yous cause if you find out youll find the forum and never leave me alone onthat forum.
Plus youd point, point and laugh....


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Poseidon wrote:
*sniffle* i am SO loved *crying*

But seriously that is cool i could probably easy do it since i have another very dexteritous hobby (Not that bow chicka bow wow) Im not gonna tell yous cause if you find out youll find the forum and never leave me alone onthat forum.
Plus youd point, point and laugh....


SHIT!! I've got to know now. I'll tell you 3 other forums I nerd around in. and yes I dominate everywhere. Clue: One is anime and one is for gamers. I'm going to both of their meet ups, coz I've got nothing better to do...

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Ill give you a hint its not perverted but 80% of the sentences relating to it will make you say"Bow chicka bow-wow"


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Is it about target practice?

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Come on... You can tell me and I promise I will NOT make fun of you. After all, you guys don't make fun of me in my videos, so you can trust me. If you don't want to say it in public, you can just PM me! I want to know!

But not really, because that would be weird.

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...yes we do make fun of them, Justin.
Ghille I'll PM you the link of the French Forum I run in!! You might not understand us though. And I'm actually very sweet!! zomg!
I'm only this sarcastic on this webbysite. haha They see me Trollin' ... they hatin', moderatin tryna catch me writin' dirrty!

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What do you mean, you do make fun of them? If you are being serious, I'm taking my videos off... All of them. And making them private on Youtube. >:(

But not really, because that would be weird.

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By "we" I mean "I". I called your pj's "dinosaur pajama's" in the very first one. Remember?

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Cake wrote:
By "we" I mean "I". I called your pj's "dinosaur pajama's" in the very first one. Remember?

Oh. Nevermind, I thought you meant you actually make fun of them. Happy happy!

But not really, because that would be weird.

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...you're not as short as i thought you were. I imagined you to be my height like 5'6"
o0o0o!!! I want to be in one of your vids when we go shooting. We'll have a competition!!

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Cake wrote:
...you're not as short as i thought you were. I imagined you to be my height like 5'6"
o0o0o!!! I want to be in one of your vids when we go shooting. We'll have a competition!!

Naw, we're both at about 5'10".

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Thanks for backing me up, broseph. Oh, and are you excited for the Christmas Parade? I know I AM!!! (Yeah.)

But not really, because that would be weird.

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EXACTLY!!! KUMA
Thanks for clarifying and understanding what I wrote. And Hooah on the respecting your weapon point. Never treat a Weapon like it cannot hurt or kill you. Because it can just the same as your opponent. A weapon is made to defend yourself with not to be played with. As soon as you loose respect for it is when you will suffer the consequences. But just so that we are all clear I am not here to HATE ON ANYBODY!!!!!!!!!! As one so put. I was just simply stating my opinion. SO In Ending to that little debacle I say to each his own AND I HOPE EVERYBODY HAS A GREAT CHRISTMAS!!!!!!

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i was 5'10"

IN THE 7TH GRADE!

But im still not telling you its really fucking nerdy (not really) and youse would find the forum ASAP and never leave me alone. i should change the avatar on that site so its not the same as on this one.


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PM it to me! I might share a similar hobby.

Is it Warhammer 40000? Because if it is, I WILL make fun of you.

But not really, because that would be weird.

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No lets just say it involves alot of finger movement. (bow chika bow wow)


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Do you play a musical instrument or robot competition?!!
hmmmmmmmmmmm??????????

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(*comes out of no where*) DONT MAKE FUN OF JUSTIN HE IS A BEAST

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Holy shit that guy came out of nowhere!

And guess again cake.


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what the hell why do i have to be called "that guy" ive been on here long enough to be called by at least me username if not my real name...love is all you need im in love with a stripper, and jennifer lopez

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Well you came out of nowhere so it was like "omgwhowasthatidunno" not "Oh hey joe hows it goin everything chill with you ok thanks goodbye."


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um i have a good point to make
what the hell are you gona do with that small ass knife when 20 zombiez are surounding you?? zombie21 u couldent get close enuf to me ta use it zombie03 lol im just sayn why use a knife when a sord is just as good and as im a chef buy trade i know that a butterfly knife wouldnt keep sharp when ur stabing through a skull and it with a sord u could just cut a head off. hell skru it go with the trusty ol' wooden bat zombie09

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I was wondering who would pull it back on topic after our successful derail...

Ghille, is it Gaia Online? Because, once again, Justin might share a similar hobby. : )

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You have to do it in real life but you learn over the internet. Thats the last hint.


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You're a Hacker.
ooh! oo-oo!! practice your social engineering skills on me ^^

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I was wondering who would pull it back on topic after our successful derail...

Ghille, is it Gaia Online? Because, once again, Justin might share a similar hobby. : )


WTF is Gia Online? Is it cool?

But not really, because that would be weird.

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http://www.gaiaonline.com/
...you know what it is. Better hope Ghille doesn't hack it.

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Nope guess again.


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Bartender?
Puppet master?
Professional Ninja?
Masseuse?
I could keep going...

So, you're saying I've fallen upon a puppet?

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