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Recently I was talking to Cody (smackie). He told me that he traveled through time to finally see the zombie apocalypse and I must say the news was quite grim. And this is what he said "cake, morph, blure, and 8 guage die. you barely make it, justin goes psycho... but ends up killing 1/4 of the earths zombie population.". Sorry.

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Do I survive?

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Ask him how my plans go DEEP BLUE 1 and 2 espeacialy

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to hell with you what about me?


This is Major Tom to Ground Control, I'm stepping through the door... And I'm floating in a most peculiar way... And the stars look very different today...

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I too have seen the future, it doesn't work out for you, but your swimming is so excellent you swim from Ireland to grange over sands and meet me (you were on a boat but it sunk near the west Irish coast) we survive on the fat of the land at my place.

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nyeh, it could be worse.


This is Major Tom to Ground Control, I'm stepping through the door... And I'm floating in a most peculiar way... And the stars look very different today...

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I guess it's a good thing you're so good with water.

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let me guess u lust lax out like the lazy fucker i am on a beach on some island with booze on tap? plz that would be cool oh and all drinks are surved in coconuts

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That's what I saw kwik, you were fermenting your own coconut ale

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Holy shit-pistols, I kill 1/4 of the zombie population?!

But not really, because that would be weird.

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dnt get to happy thats like 100 now thanks to george bush's anti zombie laws and makeing cemmateres fill the hole with concreat when the coffens burried

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I'm the spark that makes your idea bright
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I don't believe in cemetery zombies, just very very recently deceased and infected living

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Still.... That sounds pretty nuts.

But not really, because that would be weird.

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chuck norris killed the other 75%, using his toenail as a shield and his pinky as a machete.

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^ Yo Mamma

But not really, because that would be weird.

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Wow, I have not seen the future, but cool, Justin, when your done just go to Labrador and look for me, I think it would safe to come out after you are done. lol.

P.S. Speaking of the future, and Chuck Norris, he is actually a Terminator sent back in time to become the god of our world, and than save us from the Zombies. True story, I was told by Big foot, he drives a flintstone car. BELIEVE IT

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and also there was never an atomic bomb droped on herroshema, what happened was chuck norris jumped out of the blain and round house kicked the ground, and the only reason one house was left standing was he needed a place to wate untill some one picked him up, also the lil oragami crains the ppl make every year and put in the a-dome are not prayers for thoes who died on that day, whey are offerings to chuck norris so he doesnt do it agane

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I'm the spark that makes your idea bright
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Wait... am I mentioned anywhere in his prophecy?

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I saw you in my vision you were in a log cabin, reinforced with Lego, the zombies couldn't get in

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heh heh. Good, my plan came to fruition then. :)

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What about me?

THAT MUST REALLY DOES SUX! "It doesn't make sense, i know :D"

if you don't know how to do this, then I will not tell you. THAT MUST DOES SUX

Oh and I never can log out because of hard to explain tech

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I gotta ask what role I play in your epic vision. Besides, I need something with which to compare Poseidon's prophecy.

So, you're saying I've fallen upon a puppet?

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i dont Die.. Jeez...
i'm locked up somewhere tortureing people and pitting them against zombies in cage fights...

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am I mentioned anywhere in this?

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Nope, your too short Mairin :(

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I saw crossfire and kuma team up after an epic struggle in Montreal, I don't know how you got there, or why, but you were building a survivor colony to be home to 2000 people at circuit de gilles vilnerve.
Morph, you were at the Manchester evening news arena recreating thunderdome from the mad max film, but 2 zeds escaped and it wasn't good for you.

Mairin, I didn't see you personally but before she died cake said your name, suggesting you were still alive

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Nope, your too short Mairin :(

um, how? I'm 5'7"! O.o

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i saw a guy in NY one time he was so tall the subway ceelin was about a whole foot to short for him and for some reason he bent-upwards (Bow chicka bow wow) really quickly and hit his head and apparently he was a tourist cause he couldnt keep his balance when the train started and fell on his face.

i lold


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Haha.
Do people use the subway for evil?
Like meet in a station and hold secret meetings an stuff?

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ive been on stations so crowded that lighting came out of the station due to our combined static electricity at 4am.

so i say no.

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Awwh :( the Manchester metro link is evil.
The Tyne wear metro on the other hand is like a superhero

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So that's it for me? I just kill stuff and go nuts?

But not really, because that would be weird.

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justindude28 wrote:
So that's it for me? I just kill stuff and go nuts?

yea at least you took some with you
my plan was apparently a failure

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KEEP RUNNING!!!!!!
DEEP BLUE#1
Detonate thermonuclear warhead
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I think deep blue 2 works out.
50 licks for a normal guy

1 lick for alien

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mairin wrote:
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Nope, your too short Mairin :(

um, how? I'm 5'7"! O.o

Shorter than me = Too Short.

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How tall are you? Does this rule more of us out?

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blades_dont_need_reloading wrote:
How tall are you? Does this rule more of us out?

6ft 3" Now..
i hope i stop here.. starting to get to the height were i look Ridiculeous..
i'm slim but well build.. starting to look more like a beanpole than a Couger...

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That makes me like 3 inches too short :(
I guess only kuma isn't too short then.

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me and Kuma against the World..
Sweet..

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Can I join if I wear tall shoes?

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Spose so..
just dont do anything Gay..
Or Short..
Or Shortly Gay..

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I won't do any of those things

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Then i think as a team sport.. we should slowly kill and dismember Cake..
before she Turns into a Zed ofc..
For The Lulz!

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blades_dont_need_reloading wrote:
I think deep blue 2 works out.
50 licks for a normal guy

1 lick for alien

What????
DEEP BLUE is only refered to in invisible ink

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Zombie Plan #2
KEEP RUNNING!!!!!!
DEEP BLUE#1
Detonate thermonuclear warhead
DEEP BLUE#2
Find out how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop

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I already what?

I don't even know what a tootsie whatever is

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i think its a Swiss Roll..
i refuse to use Ghost Text..
Because i'm Not....Conformist...

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Mmmmmm Swiss roll.

Jam or chocolate?

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Zombie Plan #1
TURN AROUND AND RUN LIKE HELL!!!!
Zombie Plan #2
KEEP RUNNING!!!!!!
DEEP BLUE#1
Detonate thermonuclear warhead
DEEP BLUE#2
Find out how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop

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Ohhhh
that sort of thing exists under various other titles here

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Ohh!
i like chocolate anyway..
we should talk english food.. even tho i'm not english =]
want some Holy Ghost?

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You're not English?

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