INTRO: the world is screwed. all of our animals are getting sick and its only a matter of time before our best friends get sick. thats right our dogs. i mean we've had bird flu, mad cow, and know our bacons infected!!!!!!!!!!!! its all over. o wait im bill murray. ok its not all over. any way one day our dogs are going to infect us. ya you've seen um in i am legend. when that happens im going to be ready.its on.

first off the infected dogs are going to bite and infect there owners. then the owners and dogs go after un infected. as the disease spreads the highways will choke up into tasty flesh bottle necks. im going to wait in my room with my trusty spikey base ball bat then im going to call up my boys matt and travis and we're going to wait until almost every one is dead. then we go get my helocopter and go find megan fox, kim kardashian, and rachel ray [she can cook]. after that we go kill rosey o'donald because no one wants to see that walkin around. finnaly i get a chew toy and attract all the dogs. since its national dog walk day they all have leashes and drag there un dead owners along. then i throw the chew toy off a cliff. the dogs go after it and take there owner with them. then its up to me, megan fox, and kim kardashian to repopulate the planet. travis, matt, and rachel just cook and keep guard.