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I'm sure this has been done, but i haven't see it so.... heres this

ARE the living dead even possible? or a virus based mutant "zombies"?or in marshal law or WWIII more likely? and lastly do you want any of them, if yes then when.

i say the later two are way-way-way more likely. The virus is possible but unlikely, and living dead impossible. And i do not want any to happen at this time(not ever but if they must), after next summers fine.

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No kidding? Me too!

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But yes I've seen those, what is your personal take on it, not a kind of scientific take on it.

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What are you talking about? All of these posts have been on topic!

No, zombies aren't scientifically probable. But possible, yes.

But not really, because that would be weird.

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Dont you just hate when people call you crazy for havin a zed plan even when you give them very*decent* reasons why it could happen?

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Dont you just hate when people call you crazy for havin a zed plan even when you give them very*decent* reasons why it could happen?

No.

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Well fine. those people are not included in my plan though.

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I just said no, there was no rhyme or reason for it; but still no i don't, cause i don't really have a plan. its more my friends that im gonna take over cause i thought of all this extra crap

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I think that while Zombies are possible (Hell, anything is possible) My main reason for having a plan is because of the very real possibility of disaster and societal collapse. Zombies just make things more interesting.

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If I didn't think it was possible, I would've posted my zombie plan or post up here.

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Yes int would be more interesting, but a war that like the movie "Red Dawn" would be much more challenging.

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I just saw that yesterday

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A friend and I actually looked at whether zombies were scientifically possible for a final biology project. Unfortunately the final presentation file was lost. But are basic conclusions were that you can NOT have a truly dead (no functioning circulatory or respiratory systems) zombie, it just doesn't work. You could however have a reanimated, brain-damaged, extremely angry person with no memory, sense of pain or exhaustion that wants to eat things. All of the specific characteristics of z zombie are possible, its putting them together in one disease or whatever that's the problem. Some of the neural characteristics actually eerily coincided, like the hypothalamus controlling, hunger, fatigue and affecting anger.

This is what's left of the presentation, the problem is the 1/2 that's missing is the 1/2 where we explained how each of the specific characteristics of zombie is possible.
http://rapidshare.com/files/329839634/The_Undead..ppt.html

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zombies are real and my video is on the front page wooooot!

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I think I pretty well explained the diseases that would have to be formed into one virus, and what few characteristics would be changed in order to not just kill the host. It's possible. They probably have already done it somewhere in the world. Like Russia, or here in America; it's quite possible that they have. And if it accidentaly gets released by a careless lab worker. Or a terrorist gets ahold of it.

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i agree with crossfire, either what he said or some lunatic that wants zombies and has a scientific background makes one.

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Well I might unfortuananly know lunatics like that. If I find out they're planning it. I'd do my best to stop them, without being killed.

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Alright, you win. No zombies.

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justindude28 wrote:
What are you talking about? All of these posts have been on topic!

No, zombies aren't scientifically probable. But possible, yes.


hold up just a second mate, there have been many instances where a virous can take over you mind, the moast coman thing is a virus that takes the rat hostege and trys to get them eaten by a cat as the virus' main goal is to take the form of a cat, it prity comman , now there are many virus breads that humans have not yet incounted and given the adaptivity of virus' its a matter of time befor it could thereticatly happen, and yes i want zombies and i want them now!

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Kuma wrote:
Alright, you win. No zombies.

huh?

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I'll stop trying to make zombies. Or am I not the lunatic you're talking about? If that is the case you can disregard what I just said.

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YOU FOOL! You get your zombie making license revoked!

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No i was talking about my friend who's wanting it to happen, and said if he saw the fist one, he'd let it infect others. I thought of a way to make the virus though, I'd need ver high tech lab equipment though, kuma you probably have access to that, if I really wanted to create the apocalypse I could, but I'd rather not.

Here hypothetically how you would do this. Take the newly created virus, get a tranquilizer gun, load it witha dart containing the virus instead of a sedative, go to a big city, ei New York, La, Chicago. fire the darts into 4-10 random civilians, then move to another city/town near by, and repeat the process. then move to a city quite far away and do the same.

There is no way i could do this to people though. If i did, I'd probably commit suicide afterward because of guilt. I'm sure there's someone who bent on the destruction of humanity, and obsessed with zombies, who has the resources to do this, and will attempt to at some point in the future, they'll probably wait til 2012 to do so though

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Nope, no lab access for me. The only place near where I live that has the resources to do that is the University of Washington. If it were me I would try to create a hybrid of Kreutzfeld Jakobs disease and rabies and have the virus target and reproduce in white blood cells (like HIV). All this would require some serious gene splicing and years of work because I would have to completely map the genetic code of each virus, determine which genes are responsible for the desired attributes and then run test samples on live subjects. As for delivery, tranquilizer darts are too obvious. I would contaminate needles with the virus and then dispense them to heroin junkies. The infection would go unnoticed for weeks because the symptoms would just be written off as an overdose or bad product.

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Then with kumas idea, the infection would spread to mass amounts of people without the government know until its too late. because all the people that would first be infected would be the unground people. but the gene splicing would take years, and nearly be impossible to get exactly what you want, unless you have 10 or more yars to work on it. I sure someone is/has been though.

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Poseidon wrote:
Dont you just hate when people call you crazy for havin a zed plan even when you give them very*decent* reasons why it could happen?

No, I don't really. If they're dumb enough to stay in denial about it after I've given them factual reasons as to why it could happen then when the zombie war approaches, that's one less person I have to worry about getting in the way of my plans.

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True. True. One thing is everyone there with you, you want to "trust" or at least know them a bit. Not just random strangers .

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Nope, no lab access for me. The only place near where I live that has the resources to do that is the University of Washington. If it were me I would try to create a hybrid of Kreutzfeld Jakobs disease and rabies and have the virus target and reproduce in white blood cells (like HIV). All this would require some serious gene splicing and years of work because I would have to completely map the genetic code of each virus, determine which genes are responsible for the desired attributes and then run test samples on live subjects. As for delivery, tranquilizer darts are too obvious. I would contaminate needles with the virus and then dispense them to heroin junkies. The infection would go unnoticed for weeks because the symptoms would just be written off as an overdose or bad product.

Okay, Kuma, you will work with the equipment while I keep watch at the door.

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Hey this is random, but I'm designing a real bullet PROOF armore. That'll weigh about 15 pounds, Maybe less. Depending on the inner layer, it will weigh possible even less if we find a lighter material. It would most likely survive a nuke, well the suit will, you won't, cause of the impact and heat, but it will survive almost anything.

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Is it heat resistant?

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what is the materal cus i know that a spiders silk is stronger thin steel

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Well it's melting point is unkown, and so is the breaking point. And kwik it's called CNT made to stop space debri. A sheet 2mm thick is something like 6300 kg tensile strength. And a density of 1. That's the outter layer. The rest is classified.

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Zombies are possable they live out in my park next to juggalos. If we had a zombie invasion I will send the juggalos out. WHOOP WHOOP!

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shut up u beatress, as in the imortal words of tech n9ne ur a beatress

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Sorry about the punctuation, I was on my phone typing that right before I went to sleep, just like I am now. Last night I was tired though, if I get a chance to go on a computer I'll re-type the facts.

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Carbon nanotubes eh? good luck getting a hold of those.

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Carbon nanotubes eh? good luck getting a hold of those.

Yeah, that is what i was thinking...

But not really, because that would be weird.

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Don't worry about me getting ahold of them, as soon as me and my friend work out all the kinks on the drawing board, then the full plan will go into action, and we'll start testing. I'll let you know on monday if we've figured out optics and a way to keep air throughout the shit to keep you cool, and not a clammy.

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Don't worry about me getting ahold of them, as soon as me and my friend work out all the kinks...

Is your friend a quantum magnetohydrodynamics major?

Is he a Nobel Prize winner?

Does he have access to billions of dollars for research funding?

Does he have the tools to align matter at the molecular level?

And what do "optics" have to do with ANYTHING?!?!?

WTF????

But not really, because that would be weird.

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http://www.cracked.com/article_15643_5-scientific-reasons-zombie-apocalypse-could-actually-happen.html

Youse welcome. I cant be bothered to make an html tag. Yeah i can

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Oh and BTW this is the whole reason i found this site in the first place

Heh that's funny. Those three comments are by me and and Comelli. I guess people do read them :)

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Nyeh?

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He's not any of those, but if our plan works we'll have the funding/money to create these suits. The optics are a secret right now.

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Nyeh?

this Scroll up and Comelli is there under "Dave". I am somewhere in the "5 scientific reasons" one under "Hiwokakeru"
Though this article is the reason I found the site, it was purely coincidence. I just googled "Yourzombieplan.com" because it seemed like the logical place to start.
Needless to say, I nailed it.

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what about that bryan guy i wonder who that is....

and there is no Hiwo dude....

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I'm in the other one.

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i checked both.

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I bet. Kuma do you think carbon nano tube can stop bullets? It has a very high tensile strength correct?

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