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Long time no see, boys. Anyways, I heard about this Judgement Day thing going on this Saturday... baseball bat and survival kits will have to stay in sight.

Anyways if shit really goes down, be sure to post up here before the internet goes down.

Capn774- more badass than going back in time and kissing your own mother at the "Enchantment Under the Sea" dance... wait a second, that's not badass! That's just plain weird!

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REPENT REPENT!

THE END IS NEAR!!!

THE SUN WILL BLOW UP IN 5 BILLION YEARS KILLING US ALL, REPENT REPENT!

THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN FOR TOLD IN BOOKS WORLDWIDE, SCIENTISTS CLAIM IT IS TRUE, REPENT BEFORE THE SUN DEVOURS YOUR SOUL!

Nothing is going to happen, and if something does, I owe you 5 dollars.

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Also, you haven't been on in a while, how you've been?

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LOL the guy is a total wacko, I just find it interesting that there's advertising campaigns behind it.

Yeah I've been doing pretty well, thanks for asking. Been doing alotta studying/college prep/sports/friends.

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Awesome, breaking a lot of bad?

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yes apparantly all the cristions are going to heaven while we all die in a earthquake but we all think it will be zombies

The diffrence between intelligence and wisdom.

Intelligence will tell you what rain is and wisdom tell's you to get out of it.

HEY HEY LISTEN! LISTEN LISTEN HEY LISTEN!

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I'm Christian, and even I think it's bullshit.

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My boyfriend saw a massive hoard of christians in town today n thought it would be funny to go up to them claiming to be the anti-christ n that he'd come to steal their souls. I didn't let him near them and they went into a church so he gave up his attempts to scare them.

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You never will.

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Should have let him.

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zmd are you and your boy freind satanists? or did i get you confused for someone at my school?

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Intelligence will tell you what rain is and wisdom tell's you to get out of it.

HEY HEY LISTEN! LISTEN LISTEN HEY LISTEN!

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My boyfriend is a satanit. As for myself, I'm kind of in between being athiest and satanist. I've not come to a clear decision yet.

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You never will.

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GO ATHEISM!

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Nah, I can't say I don't believe in anything cuz I do believe that there are some form of greater beings that think they can control our lives. I just think the god that christians find so great is a nob.

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All of the ills in the world in the last 2000+ years have been caused by Azeusists (people who don't believe in Zeus).
Stalin? Azeusist.
Hitler? Azeusist.
Crusades? Azeusists.

What more proof do I need? Everyone should worship the might of Zeus.

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People who have cancer get cured with chemotherapy.

THEREFORE EVERYONE SHOULD GET CHEMOTHERAPY

My friend actively believes that chemotherapy is a scam and not one single person in the history of the world has ever been even remotely helped from it.

Sigh...

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Go Satanism! I myself am more of a freemason though.

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DepressedRacoon wrote:
All of the ills in the world in the last 2000+ years have been caused by Azeusists (people who don't believe in Zeus).
Stalin? Azeusist.
Hitler? Azeusist.
Crusades? Azeusists.

What more proof do I need? Everyone should worship the might of Zeus.


Brilliant.
If I was the Emperor of the Universe, I would name you as my heir and then abdicate the throne.

But Zeus is practically Spongebob Lamepants compared to the almighty Odin.
Germanic Neopaganism FTW.

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Prophet wrote:
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All of the ills in the world in the last 2000+ years have been caused by Azeusists (people who don't believe in Zeus).
Stalin? Azeusist.
Hitler? Azeusist.
Crusades? Azeusists.

What more proof do I need? Everyone should worship the might of Zeus.


Brilliant.
If I was the Emperor of the Universe, I would name you as my heir and then abdicate the throne.

But Zeus is practically Spongebob Lamepants compared to the almighty Odin.
Germanic Neopaganism FTW.


Odin? Pfft.
THOR.

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Thor's alright.
Not the Marvel superhero version, like, the real God of Thunder.

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Personally I'm a fan of Mother Nature. She's pretty bitchin'.
I'm going to research some local paganism, then sacrifice a goat to a hill or something.

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Yeah, gotta love those hills.
I know of a nice grassy knoll up by the old church that makes for a great sacrificial altar.

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Nah, you gotta go to Dreamworld or summit. Gotta use the paganism of your land.

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Our Dreamworld is so boss.
They have -GET THIS- an island. ENTIRELY MADE OF TIGERS.

Well, I think so, anyway.
It's called "Tiger Island", so I'd be pretty disappointed if it wasn't literally made of tigers.

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Yeah, that one.

Well that sucks.
I'm sorely disappointed.
I might just make my own literal tiger island then.

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Somebody fetch this man... A STAPLEGUN.

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Do they come in the automatic variety?
I'm so sick of having to pull the trigger multiple times.
I just get cramps and then my boner goes away and ugh.

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NGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
IT'S BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Now you just need a few tigers.

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Yeah, I'll just buy them off eBay or something.
It's not like they're endangered or anything.

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People who have cancer get cured with chemotherapy.

THEREFORE EVERYONE SHOULD GET CHEMOTHERAPY

My friend actively believes that chemotherapy is a scam and not one single person in the history of the world has ever been even remotely helped from it.

Sigh...


You do realise chemotherapy can just make cancer worse right? So what's the point in getting something that you don't need? Cuz it'll just give you the stuff it's used against. It's kinda like fighting fire with fire... Sometimes the fire goes out and others you just end up with a bigger fire.

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You never will.

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i wonder why people say fight fire with fire in the first place not like its going to help and we all learned that from rock paper sicissors.

The diffrence between intelligence and wisdom.

Intelligence will tell you what rain is and wisdom tell's you to get out of it.

HEY HEY LISTEN! LISTEN LISTEN HEY LISTEN!

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The say fight fire with fire cuz if u put a controlled fire in the path of an out of control fire then put the controlled fire out, the out of control will theoretically have nothing left to burn and would just burn out. This doesn't always work though.

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Reverse psychology?

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ZOMBIES MUST DIE wrote:
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People who have cancer get cured with chemotherapy.

THEREFORE EVERYONE SHOULD GET CHEMOTHERAPY

My friend actively believes that chemotherapy is a scam and not one single person in the history of the world has ever been even remotely helped from it.

Sigh...


You do realise chemotherapy can just make cancer worse right? So what's the point in getting something that you don't need? Cuz it'll just give you the stuff it's used against. It's kinda like fighting fire with fire... Sometimes the fire goes out and others you just end up with a bigger fire.

can but not always. I have met people who went into chemo and came out A LOT better, not cured, but better

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And I've seen... On House... people getting much worse.

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House is boring.
I watched the first season and then it went blergh.

Like Lost or Grey's Anatomy or Desperate Housewives.

I hate television so much sometimes.

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The commies poiso TV with lies... Can't watch!

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i just genrally dont watch tv

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Intelligence will tell you what rain is and wisdom tell's you to get out of it.

HEY HEY LISTEN! LISTEN LISTEN HEY LISTEN!

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RONALD REAGANS SPEECH SHALL GUIDE ME THROUGHT ALL TIMES, GOOD AND BAD!

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I just stick to anime, it's a whole lot better than most other stuff.

Watched saw 6 last night and it SUCKED. Seriously I was almost asleep it was that boring...

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OK THIS IS WHERE MY OBSESSION FOR ZOMBIES CAME ABOUT....NOT TO LONG AGO ACTUALLY.I HEARD THAT JUDEMENT DAY WAS GOING TO HAPPEN.THEN I HEARD THERE WOULD BE ZOMBIES THAT TOOK OVER THE WORLD WITH 7 YEARS OF HELL ON EARTH.SO I THOUGHT HELL YEAH!!!THEN I MADE A SURVIVAL KIT AND MY OBSESSION GREW AND GREW.THEN MY MUM STARTED ADDING STUFF TO MY KIT....soap,chap stick ect.USLESS RIGT???RONG!SOAP-NO SKIN DISEASE,CHAPSTCIK-NO DRIED LIPS THAT HURT ALL THE FUCKING TIME.THANKS MUM. :D
TELL YOUR MUMS YOU LOVE THEM OR ILL EAT YOU!

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There's nothing wrong with being hygenic. And that's just what mum's do... addin seemingly useless stuff to things like that cuz... well I dno I'm not a mum but my guess is it cuz they love u and want the best for you. Even hygene can't be completely abandoned in a zombie apocalypse...

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Last saw my mother 8 years ago, so stop the nostalgic bullshit about them only ever wanting the best for you.
Also, stop all the fucking allcaps, it looks like you're shouting.

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Yeah using caps like that makes come across as either angry or just plain rude.

And I apologise for stereotyping mothers like that. Generally, most mothers have a tendancy to be overprotective and feel the need to do almost anything in their power to keep their kids safe. There are, however, some parents who don't act in such a way to their children. What I said was simply a gross generalisation.

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yeah when he wrights in caps its like listening to my freind in primary 5. i almost had to tape recored what he said and slow it down to know what he was saying

The diffrence between intelligence and wisdom.

Intelligence will tell you what rain is and wisdom tell's you to get out of it.

HEY HEY LISTEN! LISTEN LISTEN HEY LISTEN!

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