Alone

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My plan: Build an underground keep in my back yard where ammunition, weapons, food, water, and medical supplies will be kept. I will be alone, and will not have a companion or companions with me because they will slow me down and more food for me, more time to myself to think up of my strategies and I like the quiet.

Primary Weapons: Ninja sword, two small ninja swords.

Secondary Weapons: Bow and arrows, barrett Light 50 Service Rifle, two G18's, Two desert eagles, Saiga 12 gauge shotgun, all dressed up, throwing knives.

Mission: Kill as many zombies as possible.

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You can only go 3 months

You can only go 3 months without human contact before your brain starts telling you that volleyballs are people. Humans are social animals, and you'll need your sanity more than you'll need weapons.

Ignoring that fact: Do you have all those weapons? Can you carry all of those by yourself, plus food, water, and whatever else you'll need? Can you remain stealthy while carrying them, incase you need to flee your base of opporations?

How big will this "Underground keep" be? When will you build it? Have you checked to see that there's no electrical/telephone wires/water/sewage pipes? Do you have a permit to dig such a hole? Because someone will likely try to stop you, and you can't wait until the apocalypse because the zombies won't wait for you to dig your hole.

1/10 Because you specifically ignore a basic human need- the need for sanity.

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+1 for taking the words right

+1 for taking the words right off of my keyboard.

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I calls'em as I sees'em.

I calls'em as I sees'em.

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