Hello, I am Alexis. I found this site cuz my cousin was on it. (evilrobot123) And it looked...interesting. So here I am. He told me to introduce myself but to be honest I have nothing to say.
Welcome, Robot told me to go easy on you so I don't have any need for these *throws away blindfold, apple, vaseline and construction crane*
No fun at all.
WELCOME! TO YZP! That only website in the world in which the mods are crazier and stupider than you! I am your mod and tax collector Poseidon, As you can see I am a moderator which means I get a nice white badge and you must buy me lunch every Tuesday, I get hungry SINCE NOBODY ELSE DOES IT! But in that I do digress.
I am from da only cidy dat maddas, noo yawk and youse will seeme wid my tick brooklyn accent and if you piss meh awf youis gonna get a fat chunk of BROOKLYN RAGE unloaded upawn you.
Otherwise There isn't really much to know, Don't feed Prophet or any of his band of Australians. They just serve up trouble. And if you have any question please send a check or money order to P.O box number 1337 at "send me a PM" lane.
(non refundable)
thats enough outta you ...
Aww...
thats right ... now go to your room!
NO!
*Jumps out window*
*runs to window* damn ... I lose all my children that way ...
Maybe you should install bars over the windows.
Hell even the adults apartment have those in the city.
I know its just ... THAT WAS THE 17TH CHILD THIS YEAR!
Have you considered going to the root of the problem?
yes at one point ... but that didnt work ... the tubes came untide ... during sex mind you ...
That's not what I meant!
oh ... well what did you have in mind?
I mean you know... Psychological issues...
right ... that helps plenty ... I already did that ... to my 31st son that jumped ...
You said I was the 17th.
You said I was the 17th.
I also said this year ... you have to look though before you start acting like rolo ...
What are you insinua-
you had 31 kids?
over ... 1337 children, 1337.5 to be exact ...
... Just how old are you?
15 going on 16 in January ...
You must have one VERY hyperactive... Area
or I'm trolling the hell outta you right now..
no no no, this is srrs bsnss.
if you pay attention you will notice that the number of children I had it leet ...
I noticed. Wasn't exactly subtle.
so you were tryin a revers troll ... you sly dog you ...
Unless you are Inverse trolling my reverse troll.
no ... pss .. no pssshaw ... naw man ... why whould I want to do that? ...
iS THIS PART OF YOUR REVERSE INVERSE REVERSE TROLL???
I'm onto you...
ok you got meh ...
NO!! THIS IS YOUR ANTI REVERSE INVERSE REVERSE TROLL!
Very predictable...
*think quick* yes
I see what you did there...
YOU SKIPPED YOUR INVERSE ANTI REVERSE INVERSE REVERSE TROLL AND WENT STRAIGHT TO THE REVERSE INVERSE ANTI REVERSE INVERSE REVERSE TROLL
... yes .... yes I did ...
Now I just feel it's getting silly so...
The game.
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........................ fuck you
HEY WELCOME.
DON'T LISTEN TO POSEIDON, I'M ACTUALLY A NICE GUY.
HE'S JUST JEALOUS OF MY BOUNTIFUL BOSOM OF LOVE THAT I HAVE FOR EACH AND EVERYONE.
EVERYONE KNOWS YOU GET LOVE FROM TREES WHICH YOU CANT GET IN AUSTRALIA DUE TO LACK OF WATER!!!
STOP TRING TO HIT ON MY CUZZIN ... go hit on sussorus
...how was any of that hitting on anyone?
DON'T LISTEN TO POSEIDON, I'M ACTUALLY A NICE GUY.
HE'S JUST JEALOUS OF MY BOUNTIFUL BOSOM OF LOVE THAT I HAVE FOR EACH AND EVERYONE.
real men dont use love and poetry in their senences ... unless your hitting on a woman ... look it up ... its in the bro code
DON'T LISTEN TO POSEIDON, I'M ACTUALLY A NICE GUY.
HE'S JUST JEALOUS OF MY BOUNTIFUL BOSOM OF LOVE THAT I HAVE FOR EACH AND EVERYONE.
real men dont use love and poetry in their senences ... unless your hitting on a woman ... look it up ... its in the bro code
You know I gotta back him up on this one.
So I'm not allowed to be nice?
nice is saying hello and then making a mad dash outta there ...
No.
yes ... yes it is ...
I meant to prophet's question
Nice is my post. What Prophet did was the equivalent of giving her dad a goat and asking for her hand in marriage.
yeah ... man is she gonna have something to read for breakfast!
But than what will she eat?!?!?!?!?!?!