forget "zombies are no match for this B.A plan" when zombies outbreak,im followin this plan. ok,so my buds and i have planned for this zombie plan for about 4 months. were all gonna pack 3 changes of clothes and bring protective clothing (ranging from swat uniform to carharts and hockey masks)
we will grab all of our food (and bottled water) from our houses and load them into the beds of our trucks (yes we ALL have trucks)

this is a list of supplies we all have and aggred to bring to blakes house:

me- baseball bat,30.06,blankets,batterys,ladder,map of washington

dan- base ball bat,12 gauge,hammers and nails,nail gun,buckets,alot of gasoline

carson-machete,30.06,radios,lighters,5 of his illegal hunting knives,fire wood

seth-crowbar,ak-47,first aid kit,barricading supplies,his stash of illegal fireworks.

blake-axe,M1 carbine rifle, rope, alot of barb wire,barricading supplies
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now that were are at blakes we can begin fortifing our new home.we will have started by having carson park his f-150 over the sliding glass door.
now me,blake and seth start on the front door as carson dan board up the windowson the 1st floor.
now dan and carson go outside and put barbwire around house and especially around front door.
now we bring all of our supplies up stairs and barricade the bottom of the stairs.

ok,as soon as we are done barricading the stairs we will go to the roof (using a secret top from the attack and put the buckets on the roof for water (it rains a shitload in washington)
now we rest for a few minutes and talk about how our plan we made up is actually in use. we wont be shooting from windows are from the roof unless zombies are within 15ft range of the house.other wise we would just be waisting amo and drawing attention to ourselves. we will listen in on the crank radio (ya they suck but they dont need batterys) and listen in to see how the rest of the world is doing.

you probably thought i was a retard when i said seth would be bringin fire works.
but i saw a technique in a cheesy zombie movie and thought i could be useful,if one person lights the fireworks on the roof,the zombies will idoticly look into the sky and not notice the others running to the next house to get food.
so,since dan is the slowest of us,he will be the designated lighter as me and seth go to a close-by house and blake and carson go to another.(well throw rope from a window).each of us will bring our knives,guns and 2 backpacs to stach food.
we will have to do this about once every 2 months.

6 months later- by now there will be zombie free areas that are guarded and have large population,but we have all voted to wait a while becasue these places might get over-run by zombies the first few months they allow survivors to get in.

8 1/2 months later- its time to put our last part of the plan into action.

1.listen to the radio and find the closest area that is safe and protected and map the way your going to get there
2.pack all the water,food and the firstaid kit into blakes dodge ram 2500 turbo diesel
3. put some 2X4's around the front and sides of the truck,then some barb wire around it.

SEATING ARRANGEMENT/ROAD JOBS AND ASSIGNMENTS:
yes weve actually detailed our plan so much that we know our seeting arrangmetns.

driver-blake,jobs-drive
shotgun-seth,jobs be the 2nd eye on the road,shoot large waves of zombie in front of us(hes the only one with an auto)
backleft-me,jobs-shoot zombies that threaten our survival (get close)
back right-dan,jobs-shoot zombies that threaten our survival
back middle-carson,jobs-mapper

BAM! we made it to our new city,now all we can do is sit back with some brewskiz and hope we make it out and find some pretty ladies