zombies

OK. my last Zombie plan was my first. I read over it and realized it was really short so i decided to add more to it.
My first one was just describing the basic stuff i was going to do and didn't really describe the most realistic aspects of my plan so im going to Fix that...Here it goes.

Name:Jake
Party members:Jake M,Tim M,Mark Z,Matt M,Mike M,Joey M,and Zack L
Location:Pierpont,Ohio
Destination:Ashtabula,Ohio
Objective:Survive

Ok. So, what i plan on doing is: When i hear of any kind of outbreak of zombies (people biting, ect.)
im going to call up my friends and family members and go to my school's bus garrage and steal a bus for transporting my family and my Zombie Killing Crew. Reinforce it with some aluminum plates and head to Ashtabula Town Square.(the mall)
after that we'll head to the security room to get a security guards key, obviously killing any zombies on the way.

So, first up I would call all my main dudes.
Then I would quickly leave my house and jump in the car, a family hatchback, yeah it's no tank, but I'm so good at surviving zombies, and I'm a fearless bastard.

I would pick my friends up, there are 9 of us, and the car has 5 seats, but hey, they'll just have to get real close.

Next, I would drive on the motorway, cause I'm a fearless bastard, fuck traffic jams.
And I would end up in Liverpool, there I'd pure TWOK a ship and sail to NY, because I'm a fearless bastard.

ZOMBIE PLAN

Location: Vernal, UT
Plan A: Involves the usage of starting a civilization in a mountainous area.
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When/if the outbreak happens in my lifetime, ill be prepared. I've already secured some of the essentials, a few Katana swords as guns would attract to mucg Unwanted attention, and even a few cases of water and non perishable, canned foods.
I live in a small town so there won't be that many zombies around when the Panic finally hits our town.

I would first back my suburban back into my garage and begin to fill it with all the supplies I can gather. Moving my camping supplies, canned food, emergency bottle water and some weapons into the suburban. Then contact my 5 other friends that live on the same street as me. We would bring all the supplies to my house and place them all in the suburban and the sealed trailer attached. The trailer does not have any attachment that would allow for zombies to hang out, etc. Then my friends and I would take the wood/metal in my backyard and begin fortifying my house up.

what happens if zombies and aliens both attack at the same time? i would go to my uderground zombie alien bunker and wait for the zombies to be killed by the aliens and the aliens to turn into zombies from the infection. then ill come out and use deliphium crystals to radiate the solar rays to ionize the deficientcy of the lunar gravity field to take out the force field around the mothership. then ill smash up the deliphium crystals and snort it so i get rambo vader powers so i can use the force to set their phasers to stun so they cant kill anybody only make them shit themselves.

Day 1: So far nothing to worry about, the infection is minimal and we have some time to prep up. Grab as much food and water and weapons (Guns and melee) from around town, stock it up in my Jeep (four door, all terrain wheels, large truck, 2 spare tires and a jack and iron in the back). Pick up any non-infected survivors and head to the school.

Alright, guys, I've been thinking about things for a bit, and I've come to the conclusion that moan-and-groan zombies aren't the only kind of undead abomination we might have to worry about. Here is advice on the many oither types of undead hoards you might run into:

- Plague Victims (aka Fast Zombies):

Where I live, the easiest and best place to fortify would be the local middle school. it's less than 2 miles away from my home and is close to many things in town. it is more or less square shaped. to fortify it, all that is neccesary is a few things. the stairs leading up to the 2nd floor usually have a classroom parralel to them. i would, either smashing or using small explosives, detonate those walls to give a firing position on the stairs. there are 4 sets of stairs as well as an elevator for handicapped people and ladders to get down from the roof access points.