zombie apocalypse

Centers for Disease Control issues suggestions for zombie attack

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The Centers for Disease Control is tasked with a large job. The agency is responsible for informing citizens of public health dangers. On May 16, the Centers for Disease Control did something almost entirely unprecedented. The agency offered recommendations for preparing for a zombie apocalypse. While the post is meant to be tongue-in-cheek, the recommendations are useful devastation preparedness information.

My Zombie Plan.

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So the plan is...

I live in the Scotland, United Kingdom so as you know there is no guns(this is better, guns run out!!), but my friends and I have found a plan so that we survive the complete apocalypse.

Ten Steps to Not Being Eaten Alive

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Step 1: Secure Household
---Ensure that nothing can get in without average human intelligence, and preferably not even then.

Step 2: Form a Group
---Friends, acquaintances, complete strangers. If they have a valuable skill, aren't bit, and can prove trustworthiness their with me. (continue this step until step 8)

Step 3: Gather Supplies
---Food and water, obviously. Also pots, matches, weapons, medicines, fuel, survival manuals, and anything else that could prove useful. (continue this step until end.)

Step 4: Split up Group (Possible)

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