zombie

I have made a new discovery... instead of using deliphium crystal to triangulate the repeating conundorus to refract the gamma rays radiated by epsilon 1465246486d to compile a mass ball of gravity that sucks in all the zombies.

Location: Lake George, NY

First things first, you have to know your enemy. Zombies come in two flavors: fast and slow. Fast are definitely cool, but you'll need more than a baseball bat and a pair of running sneakers to survive that zombie attack. Slow zombies - well why the heck would anyone die from a slow zombie? If you can't get away from a slow zombie, you earned dismemberment.

The Centers for Disease Control is tasked with a large job. The agency is responsible for informing citizens of public health dangers. On May 16, the Centers for Disease Control did something almost entirely unprecedented. The agency offered recommendations for preparing for a zombie apocalypse. While the post is meant to be tongue-in-cheek, the recommendations are useful devastation preparedness information.

To start my friends and i would gather our weapons and survival supplies such as canned food, MRE's, any ammunition and bags to carry it all as well as food producing pets such as chickens that can quickly be gathered and moved and meet at our local outdoors store. there we would acquire any required ammunition preferably from 2000 to 3000 22.

Hi, I live in southern England, and my plan is for me and my friends to meet up at a point known as the views which has a dip so we knoe were we all are(We shall meet up on bikes)the time when the out-break is low, which is the bottom of our local field/park, the views, which has a large drop at the bottom, we shall go to our local shop, which might be full of shoplifters by this time, and take as many boil in a bag, tinned and long term food as possible. Also, take as much entertainment as possible, e.g: Magizine's, boardgames ect. because lets face it, we will get bored.

So the plan is...

I live in the Scotland, United Kingdom so as you know there is no guns(this is better, guns run out!!), but my friends and I have found a plan so that we survive the complete apocalypse.

Update January 9
People I would bring
My immediate family
My grandpa
Girlfriend and immediate family
Best friend and immediate family

Supplies
Weapons
(still trying to acquire)
Reloading press
(still trying to acquire)
AR-15 chambered in 5.56, complete Delton Upper, undecided lower
16" Chromelined barrel Threaded
JP Handguard
Solar Powered Acog Sight
Backup sights on the 1:30 position
A Grip/Bipod on the 6:00 they make versions that have a bipod extend out from the grip.
Sound Technology Black Star Suppressor

Hey all, first time plan, so let's see how we go. I live in a small suburb in East Texas, near a sizeable city of 100,000. The nearest interstate is a thirty minute drive straight north, and my community has two large lakes, one to the west and one to the east. My family is too placent to react to anything resembling a zombie outbreak with anything more than ambivalence, so I will be forced to endure the zompocalypse without them, as it requires travel. Two legitimate weapons are in my house, a pair of sharpened steel kaamas and a .357 Magnum revolver with substantial ammunition.