Zed

This plan has two parts, and there is actually a thing in Part One that I recommend people starting RIGHT NOW, not necessarily for just a zed attack but also for an economic crash which will happen sooner than you might think, especially if you live in the states. Anyway, here it is:

PART ONE: PRE-INFESTATION

I wish to clarify some ideas about zombie physiology. Any plan which I put up will be dealing with either "Dawn of the Dead Remake" or "28 Days Later" zombies, for reasons I shall soon explain.

Suppose, for a minute, that the zombie apocalypse has begun. If the cause was a virus, for example "Rage," then the zeds would not have actually "died" in order to become horrific, man-eating monsters. They are diseased homo sapiens, and as such, function as any biological organism must, in order to remain alive.