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Alright so Im at home and i hear about the spread of the virus. Zombies are beginning to take over and its time for action. I will grab my little brother and the other members of my family that are at the house and willing to go. We fill the car with the large supply of canned goods and other non perishible food items as well as arm ourselves with weapons(we do not have guns but we have baseball bats, axes, and other good hand to hand weapons). I will then go pick up my friend who owns a boat at a nearby dock. We live five minutes from the ocean so its not far.

SO yeah yeah we all can't wait to get out there and bust in a few zombie heads. Gather up our friends and family and head to the infamous safe house. Simple enough right? We have beat it in our heads the weapon we would use, and why it’s better than your weapon. We even know what girls house we are going to go to so we can save her and therefore win her love. BUT your lack of attention to details will kill you, her, and the rest of the crew you got to follow you.
And that’s where I come in.

First I gotta tell something to you. Not all of your family (or my family to make a case)is going to survive. And mistakes will be made. My dad and mom Might die, But its the zombie apocalyptic. If people Don't die, that stupid. Anyway on to my First plan.

Food:
Canned food. (of course.)
Few Sprite bottles filled with water.
Ramen noodles.
Spices.

Weapons:
My trusty old shovel.
Old Machete.
Bow.
(More weapons gathered at plan.)

Other:
Safety goggles.(For epic killing.)
CO2 tank. (Used for making homemade explosives)
BOB: Bug Out Bag. (pre-filled with food's list.)

First, I'd like to include some background information as to my location:

1. I live on the outskirts of a rural town right along the Susquehanna river with a population of about 2,500 (Give or take).
2. I have as far as weaponry goes:
a. 3 Shotguns (two 12 gauges, one 10 gauge)
b. 3 rifles (1 is a single shot bolt action rifle, two hunting rifles clip-fed and scoped, and one other rifle [Unknown make, never before used])
c. 2 Pistols (One is a 6 shot .357 magnum, and the other pistol I believe is some form of standard 9mm, unknown)

This is the plan I have, if noone is here with me.

Ok, so my situation. I live in West Seneca, Ny. Off of Transit Road, in a big lot. It has big steel containers, and biuldings with reinforced walls and doors. They all have there own generators for electricity, and an underground gas line. There are tools, weapons and toiletries. So now, on to the plan.

Simply put, I'd get a hold of an aircraft carrier or the biggest boat that can be found that I think can be figured out.
Bring some lemon trees and tomato plants in case the zombie infection spreads to the fish. Fishing poles, and harpoons of course.
If I can snag a military ship it would be ideal to be able to arm it of course.
Basic weapons like baseball bats and semi auto pistols and rifles of course for defensive purposes.
Then float around the ocean for some time, because eventually the zombies will run out of food and starve to death.
An aircraft carrier would be ideal because:

Phase One: Within the first 3 hours.

1. Watch and listen to all media coverage (TV, Radio, Internet) to assess not only the gravity of the situation, but where it began, and how close it is to your area. Also keep a battery-operated radio nearby in case of power-outage.

2. Contact all nearby loved ones (within 15 Kilometers, so that traveling is short-distance), so that they may grab a few things, then regroup in one single, safe location of my choice.

First thing to know about the "portable guillotine" it is actually one of those paper cutters that are extremely sharp and have a 2-3 foot blade with a handle on them. Okay, I would go to the teacher's lounge and, using the screwdriver from the janitors cart, take off the guillotine blade and use it to battle out to the parking lot. I would take the keys off a redneck zombie and some random zombie that i have killed, as i do not own a car.

Before I do a plan to help everyone in general I want to let everyone in on my personal ZP.