vampires

Alright, guys, I've been thinking about things for a bit, and I've come to the conclusion that moan-and-groan zombies aren't the only kind of undead abomination we might have to worry about. Here is advice on the many oither types of undead hoards you might run into:

- Plague Victims (aka Fast Zombies):

First of all I'm afraid of zombies and I'm pretty pessimistic. So I'd find a vampire that would bite me and turn me & my husband into vampires, because if the world is going to become over run by gouhls and goblins, I might as well have superpowers to enjoy. I'd be able to fly, have super speed, hypnotize people, and have fabulous rejuvenating abilities like the cheerleader from "Heroes". Since vamps don't tire easily, I could fly around and save the world all night! During the daytime I'd use my super speed to fly to a hemisphere where it's nighttime.