story

This story is more of an improvisation type plan. Its based off of the unprepared person and helps to give them an idea of what to do. I understand there are more rules I could have put, but I some people don't always have the same environment.
This is only part one, I will continue on it though.

ThE Rules
#1 Improvise
#2 Aim for the head
#3 Dress appropriately
#4 Knock don't BANG 1
#5 Cardio
#6 Knock don't BANG 2

As you all know the zombie uprising is coming ever closer as the testing of our DNA is coming more acceptable. This is one of the main things that will cause the outbreak (either that or Sam Lee's rabies mutation idea). Or a mutated STD which will be spread through sexual activity through men and women, we shall call this virus the M.A.R.I.A virus. Now onto the plan......

As I stand on my back porch at the end of a very long day, enjoying the sun's brilliant set and my dogs happy yips around the yard, I notice that on the horizon a lop-sided lone figure stands. Just there upon the hill beside my quaint little house. What the f*%k is that?, I ask aloud. It is then. Only then that I notice the narly twisting of it's leg (as it was knocked askew) and the rank and foul odor that has slowly snaked itself in and around my nostrils. The combination is so hideous that the gag reflex goes into over drive, and I immediately turn away.