outbreak

I HAVE NOT TOLD YOU ABOUT THE ZOMBIE OUTBREAK YET, SO I AM GOING TO TELL YOU NOW AND MAYBE YOU CAN HELP YOUR SELF OUT OF A BAD PLACE FROM TIME TO TIME :}

I AM 120 YEARS OLD, BUT I AM NOT THE FIRST ZOMBIE.

FIRST, I HAVE TO TELL YOU ABOUT HOW I BECOME ONE OF THE UNDEAD.
I WAS HIDING JUST LIKE YOU ARE RIGHT NOW BUT I DID NOT KNOW WHAT I KNOW NOW.
I WAS CRYING AND ALL ALONE HIDING IN A PARK BATHROOM. THEN I STARTED TO HEAR GRONING AND SCREAMING COMING FROM OUTSIDE I KNEW WHAT WAS GOING ON.

This plan has two parts, and there is actually a thing in Part One that I recommend people starting RIGHT NOW, not necessarily for just a zed attack but also for an economic crash which will happen sooner than you might think, especially if you live in the states. Anyway, here it is:

PART ONE: PRE-INFESTATION

A class 4 outbreak is almost the entire world infected with very few survivors. This is my plan for a class 4 out break

now im jut sayin', even though I would enjoy hunting them, one versus one hundered million is too much. I think mmaking a stand in a class 4 is too overpowering... it's sucide.

First, get a primary and secondary weapon.

*any light rifle, preferabaly a .22 semi-auto rifle with 200-400 extra rounds

*any pistol, preferably a .357 or a .45 with 100-200 extra rounds and a silencer