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my house:

#1 Supplies:I have supplies at my house witch is good but not enough to last. I have lots of weapons guns, blades,blunts. some new weapons also.AK-47x2,2 nylon machetes,a SAW (squad automatic weapon),a shiv, and a 18 inch long Bowe knife.those are only the new ones. But anyway i have enough stuff to last me 3 months or more. So before i lock up and stuff i would go to the store and get some canned food,seeds, pro-pain,gasoline, etc.

The zombie invasion has finally come to the sunshine state florida. evacts are going, thousands getting infected,massacures. What do I do. I bring together my family and closest friends. Fill the car with all of our pre bought non perishable food and 20 bottles of water. We pack our fishing poles,medical supplies,guns,knifes,crossbows,bows,silencer for rifles,and boats being towed by cars.

Fighting off zombies is all about using your brains. You don't use your brain, it'll get eaten.

So my plan. I have this friend, George. He's fat, and meaty, and zombies will absolutely want him on a plate with an apple stuffed in his mouth like in those stupid cartoons. So, we use him like bait.

my plan is:
wen the zombie apocalypse happens i will take my illegal mp5 out of my closset and kill all of them, and keep one as a pet. and maybe later have some cake or something :)