First thing to know about the "portable guillotine" it is actually one of those paper cutters that are extremely sharp and have a 2-3 foot blade with a handle on them. Okay, I would go to the teacher's lounge and, using the screwdriver from the janitors cart, take off the guillotine blade and use it to battle out to the parking lot. I would take the keys off a redneck zombie and some random zombie that i have killed, as i do not own a car.
