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I have made a new discovery... instead of using deliphium crystal to triangulate the repeating conundorus to refract the gamma rays radiated by epsilon 1465246486d to compile a mass ball of gravity that sucks in all the zombies.

what happens if zombies and aliens both attack at the same time? i would go to my uderground zombie alien bunker and wait for the zombies to be killed by the aliens and the aliens to turn into zombies from the infection. then ill come out and use deliphium crystals to radiate the solar rays to ionize the deficientcy of the lunar gravity field to take out the force field around the mothership. then ill smash up the deliphium crystals and snort it so i get rambo vader powers so i can use the force to set their phasers to stun so they cant kill anybody only make them shit themselves.

A funny 50s style educational video of what to do in event of a zombie outbreak

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzkJbWl45kU

i know this is your zombie plan .com but i cant help but tell this story about my neighbors. my neighbors are these 4 austrailian guys who seem pretty cool. but they are really these crazy cult people who walk around at night chanting in white robes. they buy all these septic tanks and deckum out with doors and a underground tunnel system that links 18 of um. inside they have food water gas genorators tools ect... do you know why they made these "escape pods" as they call them are for? hidding out when the lizard people come and eat all the money. what fucked up crazy weirdos.

if midgets take over the world i will make a lawn mower of death. im gona lift it 4ft off the ground. i will have weed whackers sticking out the front so if the midgets make a pyramid i can chopum down.as wepons when im not on my lawn mower i will use spikey baseball bats and electric flyswatters. for long range i would use a automatic potato launcher. if i can get 5 people on supped up lawn mowers we can kill every midget on earth.

When zombies take over im going to use deliphium crystals to redirect the lunar orbit so the universe will contract to make room for the nebula abc123 so the solar rays collect in one spot to ionize the pubes of the great spirit. then i will use the solar energy to catapult around the sun to send my hovercraft ezipretne toward romula to help spock fail at saving it then we will kill darth vader with our phasers set to stun all while running out of a cave being chased by a boulder and then roundhouse kicking rosey odonald in the face with chuck norris because even chuck cant kill that alone.

INTRO: the world is screwed. all of our animals are getting sick and its only a matter of time before our best friends get sick. thats right our dogs. i mean we've had bird flu, mad cow, and know our bacons infected!!!!!!!!!!!! its all over. o wait im bill murray. ok its not all over. any way one day our dogs are going to infect us. ya you've seen um in i am legend. when that happens im going to be ready.its on.

Ultimately the zombie horde will probably develop from some innocuous virus (H1N1) or some other mistake (mad cow disease) but when the fecal matter hits the air moving device we will all be laughing as the rest of humanity becomes zombie chow.

it began in the dorm rooms as i was playing rockband with Marcel, Smith, and Kelley. we turn the news on and see that zombie apocalypse has begun. we start thinking of the best way to survive, especially since were in a city. we walk downstairs to the conveniently placed wall of weapons. i pull of a m-16 with red dot and stopping power you know from call of duty, a Dessert Eagle, A big ol Rambo knife, and my signature University Staff, also a backpack full of ammo some food n drinks and a stick of deodorant for the ladies.

this plan is alot more thought out then my last one
okay as soon as i get work of an outbreaki will grab my bag and load it with
slingshot (1)
marbles (2000)
wooden bat (1)
aluminium bat (2) *small*
kitchen knife (4)
water bottles (4)
can food I.e. fruit beans
2 extra slings
200$
gas powered chain saw
my brothers shotgun
37 shells
stanless steel katana