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IM A ZOMBIE TRYING TO MAKE IT IN THE WORLD, DO NOT FEAR ME I JUST WANT YOUR BRAINS FROM TIME TO TIME:}
JUST TO SHOW YOU I CAN BE A FRIEND I WILL HELP YOU FIGHT ME OFF :}
1.YOU NEED TO KNOW WHERE TO HIDE FROM ME(IT HEARDER THEN YOU THINK)I CAN FIND YOU IF YOU MAKE A NOISE, JUST ONE SOUND, SO THE BEST PLACE WOULD BE IN A SMALL HOUSE OR HOTEL.
2.THEIR ARE A LOT OF WAYS TO KILL ME BUT THE BEST WAY IS BY A GUN BECAUSE THE BULLET WILL NOT ONLY GO RIGHT THOUGH MY BRAIN BUT ALSO FRY IT AS WELL.

I live in a suburban area next to a school and across the road from a park, so needless to say i have a couple of options. My house is on the end of a very long road so which more or less leads to a major highway, i intend to utilize this. All the bull shit about grabbing survivor's from around you and hunkering down in some house you've barricaded with chairs and whatnot is ridiculous, point being there's no point having a safe house in a rough area.